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thomas jefferson middle school

-A middle school located in Fair Lawn.
-Home of the two younger Maggio's, the youngest Strayer, the high school basketball coach's daughter, miss "princess" jersey, and one of the renound Guerreri brothers, but he no longer attends. Just glad to have his famousness to spice up this definition.
-Also home to the most loved art teacher in all the town. (we love w______)
-Where just about every guy you'll meet does either dip--or the newest trend, smoking cigars. Wow, you must be pretty B.A. to do that.
-Where the word syke is overly used.
-Where everyone seems to think they're black, even when they're the whitest of the white.
-Where "get some" seems to be the new catchphrase, and nude pictures fly around.
Bob: Yo, homie. You get some from that Magg girl last night?

Fred: Syke! I was too busy having a dip.

Bob: Ah shit, yo. Did you see that picture that soccer chick with the thighs sent?

Fred: Yea! She was HAIRY. Let's go out and have a smoke.

Bob: Aight, but we best make it quick. Don't forget we gotta go to school tomorrow.

Fred: Yea, home of that girl's song about the wonderful Thomas Jefferson Middle School.

Bob: Syke!
by xoMYsTeRYox May 30, 2008
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Thomas

Thomas is a person who will always be there for you. He is the best guy you will ever meet. He will listen to you. He is good at everything and is very, very smart. He is also a very sweet guy. If you ever have a Thomas in your life, never, ever let him go.
Thomas M. G, I love you so much and I will never let you go.
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Thomas Headon

The king who vibes so hard the whole room shakes
"whoa, Thomas headon vibes so hard"
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Thomas

The baddest bitch alive! You tell him to take his pants off? He kisses you! He’s so sexy when he says Bask Digalef! Everyone wants to fuck him.
Ceely: Bro yesterday I was walking down the street and I genuinely jizzed my pants when I saw this guy.

Bariel: It was probably Thomas.

Mordify: Did i hear Thomas?
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thomas and friends

a kids show which is now dying because of mattel. fuck you mattel :)
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thomas petrou

the creator of the hype house, mia haywards boyfriend, timmy & artemis’ father. fandom name: vloggers.
omg its thomas petrou!!
he followed petrousvsp!!
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isiah thomas

the only person who should be kicked out of the hall of fame due to his off-court ineptitude

for every good thing Thomas does, he makes a dumbass decison to ruin it
Examples of good things Isiah Thomas has done ruined by idiotic decisions:

Good thing: Drafting David Lee
Bad thing: Making him come off the bench for Jared Jeffries

Good thing: Trading for Eddy Curry
Bad thing: Not protecting our picks in case we end up blowing the season (i.e. 05-06 season)

Good thing: Getting rid of Penny Hardaway's expiring for a better player who was an all-star at one point
Bad thing: The player they get is Steve Francis
by DLee42 January 28, 2007
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