Car Therapy

The act of talking about your love life, feelings, or anything else fucked up that happened to you inside a car with two friends of yours. This iconic trio must consist of one homosexual friend with a driving license, one female friend with extraordinary red hair, and you. Car therapy has also a mandatory stop at a drive-thru where the driver must explain to the fast-food employee the fucked-up subject of the night.

-Hey my best friend is about to get married to my ex
-OMG, that's so sad, Car Therapy right now, we will stop at McDonald's to see what the cashier thinks about it

by JimTheFabulous January 21, 2022

Therapy

Helping someone get there life back after narcissistic abuse changing there mind frame showing them that there is a life outside what youv been through.

Help my mom with Therapy

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 9, 2020

suction therapy

Long, intense blow job.

Suction therapy completely relieves men of their stress.

by heaspecialist October 16, 2009

therapissed

A person who only gives advice to another while blacked out drunk.

Cody: What should I do about her?
Jon the drunk: Kill her man. Kill her.
Cody: Your such a great therapissed Jon
Jon the drunk: Cheers to beers!

by Newoikkin July 26, 2004

therapist

Retarded loser who is supposedly "trained" to understand everything you have to say, when really they just want to get into your business, tell everyone your personal issues, and all the while get money for it. My advice: if they invite you to dairy queen, call the cops. =

Therapist: And how does that make you feel?
Me: Like stabbing you for repeating the question.

by undefined =] August 19, 2007

ice cream therapy

when someone, usually a girl, is sad over heartbreak or life being shitty, they eat ice cream without caring if it gets them fat because it makes them feel better for a bit

She fucked a guy but realized it was a huge mistake, so she went home and treated herself to some ice cream therapy.

by just some kiddo12345678 November 16, 2010

Therapy Session(s)

Time spent with your friends conversating and discussing all aspects of life while partaking in the consumption of specific illicit substances for extended periods of time, See also Crackhead Sundays.

Jeff really needed his therapy session(s) this weekend since spending time sober in the suburbs has made him feel confined and restricted beyond his control.

by The Little Justice League February 20, 2010