Jedi Mind Meld

A failed attempt by a politician to gain some credit with scifi fans by butchering some phrase from a fictional univeres. A form of Palinpropism

Mr. Obama: <boring political talk/> "We need a jedi mind meld with the republicans 'America shall live long and prosper for this is not the budget you are looking for"

Joe Biden: "Oh no you didn't"

On the other side of the galaxy
Captian Kirk: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force......<pause/>, as if the president said something dumb <pause/> and <pause/> millions of nerd voices suddenly cried out in laughter and suddenly started making new memes. <long pause/> I fear something terrible has happened."

by Darth Spock March 8, 2013

Jedi mind trick

1. in Star Wars movies it's a utilization of the Force that Jedis use to persuade others to do their will.

2. simply, it refers to when someone who thinks he/she is an authority on something tries to convert or convince someone to believe something ridiculous or do something stupid by double talk, gab, outright lying, deception, utilization of ignorance or just plain bullshit.

1. Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi told Luke Skywalker that his Jedi mind trick would not work on him since Hutts are immune to such thought patterns.

2. that TV evangelist is trying to brainwash people into giving him money. I ain't falling for his Jedi mind trick.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 6, 2007

jedi mind trick

A method of persuasion that involves directly stating what you want your subject to believe.

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
"These aren't the droids we're looking for."

by Philip L. Welch February 13, 2004

Jedi Force Push

When a man is getting a girl from behind, then spits on the girls ass. She then thinks the man has came, when in actuality he cummed in his hand. The man then throws the cum in her face, stating that he is using the force.

"Greg used his jedi force push on me last night"

by Greg Carreras March 10, 2008

Jedi Skull Fuck

Similar to a Skull Fuck but to a much more of a psychologically damaging degree, and with little to no effort.

I asked Jimmy to prove to me that he exists, and he could not. It was the ultimate Jedi Skull Fuck.

by King of America December 10, 2008

jedi back flipping

eating mushrooms acid and some dirty molly all at one time jedi backflipping

im jedi back flipping at bassnectar

by nitsuj angelberry January 5, 2011

jedi jake

The Jacob version of a "Jack Of All Trades". "Jedi Jake" is the name given to a guy who is able to do any and all automotive, audio, video, and metalwork.

person 1: that guy can do anything!
person 2: thats cause he's Jedi Jake.

by Uncle Steve July 2, 2005