The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.
So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"
by John Whitaker October 13, 2021
Invented by two philosophers Terrance T. Rattigan & James Theodoras the Third, botty-cough is the act of passing wind out your foo foo valve.
by Canolaxel December 26, 2018
Cough you a phrase normally used after coughing basically saying you are extremely attracted to black men
by Detroiturbansurvivalist March 04, 2022
A derogatory term referring to COVID-19 and the president of the country who boasts the most cases and deaths of anywhere else in the world.
You didn't catch the Trump Cough while you were in the States did you? Nah, I had a test this morning.
by Wolfgang Kesselring June 26, 2020
by Alfnz March 27, 2011
The disease you get after working during the winter at Splash Lagoon. Everyone thinks it's some fake stuff,but if you've ever worked as a lifeguard as Splash Lagoon you know the science behind the disease and you also know that there is no cure
by ryan_splash_4273 March 14, 2017