Cough Bird

A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!

The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.

Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.

Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!

The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!

by A hopeless sleeps man December 23, 2020

Trump Cough

A derogatory term referring to COVID-19 and the president of the country who boasts the most cases and deaths of anywhere else in the world.

You didn't catch the Trump Cough while you were in the States did you? Nah, I had a test this morning.

by Wolfgang Kesselring June 26, 2020

cough dropped

When you successfully get a cough drop to stick to some one after spitting it at them.

I wasnt feeling good, and that girl wouldn't shut up so I cough dropped her!!

by jeb102385 May 20, 2013

Nuclear Cough

A Nuclear Cough is when you cough so hard you shit your pants a little bit. Aptly named due to the fallout.

Man I was so sick last night I had a Nuclear Cough and ended up having to clean up more than I had expected.

by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023

SHuSs cough

"shuss" cough = Second Hand Smoker's cough.

Since I moved in with my chain smoking parents, I have aquired shuss cough.

by Sig O'Wret March 23, 2009

Cough and rally

When you take a hit of weed and it makes you cough so hard you want to die, but you keep smoking.

I was coughing so hard but it was my turn in the rotation so, cough and rally.

by Alexander Allen April 13, 2021

Botty-Cough

Invented by two philosophers Terrance T. Rattigan & James Theodoras the Third, botty-cough is the act of passing wind out your foo foo valve.

My botty-cough blew a hole in the seat

by Canolaxel December 25, 2018