The Sleeping Cobra

When you fall asleep after getting a blowjob from your lover.

Hey man, that's The Sleeping Cobra!

by anbro345 January 21, 2016

cobra piss

When men are so drunk they soil half the bathroom floor trying to aim for the toilet. Their swaing stands couses their dick to swing around lika a cobra..

"Oooooh! John whats all this on the bathroom floor."
"Oh shit, must have been Mike going for a cobra piss before he left last night"

by Sebboy September 28, 2006

Cobra Club

The gayest gang ever, rumour has it that their initiation involves peeing in eachothers mouths and listening to Salt n Peppa. Also referred to as CC.

Guy 1 - Yo gurrrrl, wanna join the Cobra Club?
Girl 1 - Hell no, the Cobra Club are gay as heck, Double Dragon for life bro.
Guy 2 - Burn.

by The Reverse Apache Warrior August 17, 2011

hoodless cobra

A circumcised penis.

Janis is great, she loves the hoodless cobra.

by Richie Pimental November 12, 2009

bitten by the cobra

to feel so drowsy that sleep is inevitable.

"Whats a matter with you, dude?"
"Im ok, I think I just got bitten by the cobra."
"Oh, you mean you just going to pass out for a few minutes."
"Ya, that's it then I'm going to get right back up again and start eating again cause I'm a hungry little bastard."

by dman82 February 14, 2012

angry cobra

The patented SHOOTER move. Also see, self suck job.

Shooter pulls the angry cobra on his lunch breat in his 330i.

by W November 1, 2004

Spitting Cobra

n.
1. Name of a sex act performed by first, having anal sex and releasing ejaculate into the anus and then sucking the ejaculate out of the anus with a straw (see Feltching) and finally spitting the ejaculate into the mouth of a third party.

"After Feltching my woman, I like to sneak a Spitting Cobra in on my roommate while he's sleeping."

by obie April 16, 2006