Buzzword Blender

Someone who fills their work with trendy academic or AI-generated buzzwords to sound smart, but the writing lacks coherence or depth. This person uses terms like 'synergy' or 'intersectionality' without context or understanding.

The paper was packed with jargon but made no sense—Buzzword Blender alert.

by Briton Phillip September 15, 2025

The Blender

Sexual act of shitting in someone’s vagina, inserting the penis and pissing inside, then continuing to fuck until orgasm

Your mom and I performed the blender last night

by BigThotThiccBoi November 1, 2023

Kittens in the blender

During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.

Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.

by meatspin.fr March 25, 2017

swear blender

one who blends swears, to mix profanities

The corporate accountant became a champion swear blender the day she called that guy a f*cktarded douche-wipe.

by mzpiklz November 11, 2010

fuck blender

used by those who are entitled to a paid 3d program

deadass you just say it straight fuck blender

by schnitzel slayer 6969 June 5, 2022

Blendered

BLENDERED verb "to be blendered" is when you are emotionally attacked by the song Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer

person : ohh 5sos tweeted a link, i wonder what it’s for?

*clicks link*

“IS IT LONELY WHERE YOU ARE

ALL ACROSS THE ROOM-”

person: oh dammit i got blendered again :(

by wokeupinjapanrry July 30, 2022

tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 9, 2018