Gossy lad

An Australian cost liver term used to describe dirty teenagers who wear dirty/old nike white hat witch is now brown and smelly and tilted upright revealing the front of their seedy unwashed hair with the strap at the back done up tight it gives them headaches witch makes them angry,they were striped ripped unclean polo shirt with bong stains form there last brew with a popped up collar and trackies from lowes or shorts that have been shoved in ther fannypack/bumbag with out a securitytag on , with falling apart Tnz,lads from gossy are usuly chasing (looking) for a brew or scabing 50c and cigarettes for a pay phone call to other lads to see if they want to put in for a brew ther life revolves around geting drugs and taking them at different lad or dealers houses,most gossy lads think they are the toughest thing yet and will bash any one but are to bong withered and to stoned to do anything unless on ice,they talk about rolling people loud at the station,on trains they begin two carve,scrach,peminit texter on doors,windows,seats of train,its rear to see a gossy lad with a job,the female gossy lad is call a las witch is generally much the same but with bagger clouths and loud all the time and sleeps around with all of the lads coursing her black eyes and breeding burses on her legs,both lad and las are floul mouthed every second word such as cunt,fuckwit,fucking cunt ect ,they also refer to each other by lad

Insulation to beicoming a gossy lad

A)Roll enough people to earn $250 to get a pair of Tns
B)Get a centerlink loan for a pair of Tns
C)Bash another lad for hes Tns

A)Quick hide ure ciggerts theres a buch of gossy lads coming

B)Guy1:Are you keen to get a brew ?
Guy2:Nar man i dont want two get ripped off 5 gams

C)Guy!: want to go to gosford to day ?
Guy2: no way i just got new shoes

D)Guy:1 hey man were are you going ?
Guy2: to the hospitil i just nocked a gossy lad out and my nuckel is bleeding i dont know what i have cort

Lad:WHAT CUNT !!
Guy:huh ? *looks around to see were it came from *
Lad:What the fuck are you looking at lad !!

Guy:I was tieing my shoe
Lad:That right ! nexed time ill shank ya lad !

by Lets breed May 10, 2010

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lad noises

Lad noises are loud and obnoxious noises formed by younger males to express a range of emotions and act as a form of unison.

Example of lad noises:
1. Bro did you see the jugs on her mate? Fucking massive dude "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

2. I fucking failed this test mate, fuck Miss and fuck school! "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
3. Yo I passed "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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Moist Lad

Someone of incredible sexual ability who is renowned for their enormous member which drags behind them as they walk

Joe: Oh hey did you know that Archie is a Moist Lad?
Jake: He does seem like he would be yeah...

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Lad Average

the greatest trickshot youtube group, after dude perfect

"Omg, did you see the new Lad Average video?"

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Nobber Lads

100% culchies. Absolute animals. Would plow through anything that stands in their way. Shifting the young-one's Up in Carrick Is where you'd Find most of them. Big units That would run ye over In their Tractors.If ye mess with One You'd have big man Seamus Doherty To plow ye down into the ground hy.

Townies: 'ah shite Here come the nobber lads we stand no chance'
Nobber lad: 'bejesus now Don't start on me or you'd get Fucked hy'

by KWoodBaller November 02, 2018

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