credits jet

the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.

this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)

one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.

the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!

i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!

i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!

by michael foolsley November 26, 2011

CLET jet

The best youtube channel ever

Me:Did you subscribe to CLET jet
BOB:NO
Me:DO it he funny

by CLET jet September 29, 2022

Jet Leg

When you’re convinced that jet leg is the term instead of jet lag because you’re too tired.

Hayli said she might be suffering from “jet leg”

by LsdWizard February 2, 2023

jet dryer

A device used to dry a NASCAR or another Motorsports race track. Also Juan Pablo Montoya’s meetup place where shit gets heated.

Tom: is the NASCAR race on
Pat: no the jet dryers are out, it stopped raining

by SamuelWilson615 April 16, 2018

The Jet Fighter

The Jet Fighter is for dudes with sleep apnea that use a cpap machine and wear a full face respirator mask during any sexual activity.

I told her to call me Ice Man before I put my cpap mask on and gave her The Jet Fighter last night.

by Old Scratch August 17, 2023

Jet Turbine

when you helicopter your penis slapping a woman in her face while doing the deed

You: Last night I did the Jet turbine on my Female Friend
Companion: That seems like it was very splendid to do

by Nigga Central October 4, 2023

Jet Bow!

A cathephrase for virgins or for anybody who sees someone attractive or someone naked. May not make sense, but I like what I created.

John: *goes over to his friends house*

Katherine: *answers the door half awake with just a robe on* Hey John, come on in.

*Katherine walks away to let John in, her legs catch John's attention*

John: JET BOW! I need to stop being so scared and ask her out

by Jaiden Gary February 27, 2022