Fast bottom

When a person has an unfortunate problem with regulating their own bowels.

Can be associated with ‘upset stomach’ ‘sloppy poo”

That burger has given me a fast bottom.

Mummy i think i’ve got a fast bottom

by djsjakakakefjdjs June 26, 2023

Fast Boi

Dat boi too fast. He go fast. Most fast bois are Ford moustangs, Toyotas soupras end other brum

Omg dat boi fast boi

by Chonki boi January 19, 2021

nowhere fast

A fictional place christians and parents tell you you'll end up because of drug usage.

Referenced in short lived teen drama "Higher ground" and smashing pumpkins' song "JellyBelly"

"If you keep this up, you'll end up nowhere fast"

by SoakedInBleach May 12, 2015

the fast and the furious

A crappy movie that the director compares to opera, starring an actor who the director keeps calling "a beautiful, beautiful man." And it has Vin Deisel.

by Lifeman October 4, 2003

juice fasting

(verb) a crazy person who eliminates all food from their diet and only drinks juice. and then when you call them on the phone nothing they say makes sense because all they can think about is eating food. and sometimes they speak about cleansing their colon, which is always lovely to hear.

"shannon called me i didn't make sense because i am juice fasting and i cleansed my colon and i have to interview. haha ha hahha. and i can't stop thinking about food. how was your new years?"

by choo mama December 9, 2008

the fast and the furious

A streetracing movie that really, really sucked for car guys.

Die Paul Walker die.

by Dude May 18, 2004

fast piss

peeing/ urinating very fast or swiftly because-
1) you are in a hurry coz ur fav T.V. show has started
2) loo smells bad
3) someone else has to use the bathroom

normally people take a fast piss because of the 2nd reason.

hey man, your loo smells so bad. First, i decided not to go in there but it was urgent so i took a fast piss.

by sudanny October 23, 2009