Complete bollocks when somebody is chatting complete bollocks it means they are chatting rubbish chatting shit talking nonsense what they are saying has no substance to it and should be
Bobby: I'm the hardest bloke in the world nobody can take me.
Fred: I don't think so mate I think you're chatting complete bollocks remember you got knocked out that short skinny looking bloke last week for grabbing up his Mrs.
Fred: I don't think so mate I think you're chatting complete bollocks remember you got knocked out that short skinny looking bloke last week for grabbing up his Mrs.
by Really long words February 2, 2022
Get the Complete bollocksmug. by Steelrattuses January 2, 2017
Get the Bollock Bubblermug. British expression for someone, being particularly stroppy for no good reason and generally being a dick.
Gus; "This isn't right, I'm not happy with that, you need to do this again, I'm going to complain to your boss ext...
Me; "OK Stroppy Bollocks, no need to get your knickers in a twist"
Me; "OK Stroppy Bollocks, no need to get your knickers in a twist"
by BrooksyBoy August 14, 2016
Get the Stroppy Bollocksmug. by mangorice August 15, 2015
Get the bollock satchelmug. by anonymous February 10, 2021
Get the trolly bollocksmug. 1. Lying
2. Conversation of a generally unproductive nature. May or may not be the product of advanced ethanolic refreshment. Inane drivel; fatuous twaddle; mindless poppycock. Extended bollocks-talking symposia in public houses are one of the most beloved pastimes of the British proletariat, along with consumption of alcoholic beverages and giving each other a thorough kicking.
3. Closely related to the previous definition, any speech that is essentially devoid of meaning but aims to give an impression of deep meaning by a string of buzzwords, technical jargon, extreme polysyllabicity, and so on. Very popular in management, PR, advertising, alternative health, and other fields of employment with a high concentration of wankers.
2. Conversation of a generally unproductive nature. May or may not be the product of advanced ethanolic refreshment. Inane drivel; fatuous twaddle; mindless poppycock. Extended bollocks-talking symposia in public houses are one of the most beloved pastimes of the British proletariat, along with consumption of alcoholic beverages and giving each other a thorough kicking.
3. Closely related to the previous definition, any speech that is essentially devoid of meaning but aims to give an impression of deep meaning by a string of buzzwords, technical jargon, extreme polysyllabicity, and so on. Very popular in management, PR, advertising, alternative health, and other fields of employment with a high concentration of wankers.
1. He was talking bollocks for hours about how he earns £250k and was wondering which Jag he was going to buy.
2. He was talking bollocks for hours about how shitty drivers T. rexes would be because their little arms couldn't work the indicators.
3. He was talking bollocks for hours about restructuring the core operating principles in line with new concepts in holistic brand management via microinfluencers.
2. He was talking bollocks for hours about how shitty drivers T. rexes would be because their little arms couldn't work the indicators.
3. He was talking bollocks for hours about restructuring the core operating principles in line with new concepts in holistic brand management via microinfluencers.
by derangedvet August 24, 2022
Get the talking bollocksmug. by AsgrimTheMighty October 22, 2010
Get the spit bollockedmug.