Amazoned

Amazon employees getting burnt out, frustrated and fucked up by Besos and his stupid dream.

Dude I was on on-call duty this week fucking 8 pages within one night!! Amazoned the shit out of me!

by dungeeee December 14, 2020

Amazon edging

The act of placing an Amazon item in your cart, proceeding to checkout but pulling out of the transaction prior to placing order. Hardcore Amazon edgers will purchase item and cancel moments before delivery.

“Randy’s had that shower speaker in his basket three times now but every time he saves it for later.”
“Man, he’s been Amazon Edging.”

by Metfan! July 11, 2025

Amazon

The most addicting website, or a rainforest.

Let's waste our money on Amazon!

by wassup bees October 28, 2019

amazon basic

when you’re someone who shops from big-box retailers instead of supporting independent businesses.

Person 1: yeah I’m just gonna buy everything on amazon on black friday
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic

by independent business owners November 20, 2020

Amazon

An adjective that means scummy and/or nasty.

Origins found in the business practices of online retailer Amazon.

"Josh has gotta shower before he goes to the bar, his balls are way too Amazon to be in public.”

by guyfsmiley December 4, 2019

Amazon socialist

Someone who is prepared to abandon their principles to save 49p on a book / CD / dvd / Joseph Joseph stacking utensil set

Steve's always banging on about workers' rights but he's an amazon socialist when it comes to deciding where to buy the new Billy Bragg album

by RustyLi July 31, 2018

Amazon

A better word for amazing

"That's so amazon!"

by noiamyourgrandma April 26, 2022