pressing glass

Being the first in line to wait for a gondola to open on a ski day; being pressed upon the glass gondola doors.

The forecast is predicting 16 fresh new inches of snow for tomorrow, I will definitely be pressing glass!

by Kahliki76 March 15, 2015

Press Check'd

To get pwned by a, or by any combination of the following:

-A graphic designer
-A printing press
-A printing technology/graphic communications student
-A piece of paper/several pieces of paper
-Kyle T. Webster (see "Original Design Gansta")

Guy: "Why isn't Photoshop working?!"

Graphic designer: *double clicks the Photoshop icon*

Guy: "…Oh."

Graphic designer: "You've been press check'd. Like a boss."

by PressCheck'd May 22, 2011

French Press

To squeeze the liquid out of a turd, using one's underwear, and into someone's mouth.

That four-dollar hooker let me French Press her twice!

by scala5k March 14, 2005

Press the Button

1. What wank translates to for girls, ie, the pressing of the clitrois for female masturbation.
2. A slang term for a girl masturbating.

Girl: Wow, that picture of Orlando Bloom is so hot! I have to go press the button now!

by Dragonfly 3616 February 14, 2008

Pancake Press

The act of two partners putting their butts up against each other and popping. This causes the feces to be pressed in between the two bodies like a pancake. Usually done in sexual euphoria.

Derek picked up a girl at Panini's last night and she wanted to do the pancake press. At first he was skeptical, but now he does a solo press against the mirror everyday.

by Townsend February 09, 2007

Hydraulic Press

When someone sits on your face and puts all of their weight into it, causing your skull to break.

I ate my girls ass and she gave me a hydraulic press.

by uzasu July 14, 2018

Press Conference

A synonym for suicide. Origin comes from Budd Dwyer, a former Pennsylvania politician who, on the morning of January 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference.

"Man, my girlfriend just left me, my dog died, and there's no way to get a Rock Band pre-order for launch day. I'm thinking about holding a press conference."

by J.Bot October 29, 2007