scala5k's definitions

French Press

To squeeze the liquid out of a turd, using one's underwear, and into someone's mouth.

That four-dollar hooker let me French Press her twice!

by scala5k March 13, 2005

hamburglar

To take advantage of someone, from behind, while said person is vomiting.

"I Hamburglared Bonnie while she had the flu."

by scala5k January 23, 2005

greek salad

Performing analingus on a person who has just been anally creampied.

That four-dollar hooker even did a Greek Salad on the midget stripper! Man, I wish I got her name...

by scala5k May 18, 2005