Left Testicle

The testicle no one likes. Its the one who always is slacking off while the right one does all the work!

Damn my left testicle keeps banging agains the right one. Now suck on it bitch!

by fuckretardsintheass! November 19, 2004

testicles

the symbol of manhood. they are what makes a man a man

i am still a man as long as my testicles are dangling between my legs

by b-nener February 28, 2008

Testicular Fondalitis

An unofficial medical term referring to the urge to continually fondle ones testicles. This is generally done through a piece of clothing such as boxers. This disorder is relatively uncommon and usually affects only young and immature males.

Greg - "Dr i have a problem, i can't seem to stop fondling my testicles."
Dr - "Greg you appear to have Testicular Fondalitis."

by Sand Ninja C January 11, 2009

Testicals

Awkward boobs for a penis

"So, did you see those testicals on that one chick?"

by seniorchinesepoopiepants October 2, 2009

testicular questioning

The act of pondering which of your testicles was responsible for the creation of your child.

Johnny went through extensive testicular questioning wondering whether his right or his left testicle created Johnny Jr.

by DeShawn Drib April 10, 2005

Testiclash

it is when you are runnng and as you our running one of the testicles collides with the leg or other testicle, causing extreme pain

he ran down the stairs and had a massive testiclash, he couldent get upp for 10 minutes

by funky rabbi May 13, 2009

Testicular Battery

The act of deliberately assaulting someone with your, or any other individual's, testicles.

I just got out of prison for testicular battery, after I killed your mom five years ago.

by Sodomy boy June 19, 2010