Teemer

An 80 dollar sack of powder cocaine.

A gram hasn't been enough recently, so I switched to teemers.

by J125789 January 25, 2007

teepee scene

Not wanting to stand up in class (or public), for fear of exposing that you have a super hard errection underneath your pants/shorts/sweats. See pitch-a-tent.

Joe remained sitting at his desk.

Bob says, "C'mon lets go already"

Joe replys "Man, if I stand up right now it will be a total Teepee Scene."

by d'carls January 2, 2009

Benjamin Ryan Teeter

Former Libertarian party insider and most retarded terrorist criminal of the early 21st century. Kathy Griffin Tweeted a picture of him holding a machine gun in Subway, then he went to Minneapolis after George Floyd was killed, then he got arrested for trying to work with Hamas. Flies an LGBT flag and then attempts to help an Islamic extremist organization; incompatible overlapping values. A go with the flow beta male unable to control where his own life is headed. Rejects legitimate high paying work offers for FBI entrapments. Loses other people’s guns in FBI raids, signs away the rights to his own bail hearing, turns the main person in less than two months into the case, stubs his toe after he kicks his steel bunk bed frame in his cell after his sentence hearing keeps getting postponed, shits all over the very few people left for him on the outside. Trustworthiness and ability to maintain friendships extremely low.

Benjamin Ryan Teeter was a CNN celebrity once known as Anarcho Gun Guy and now he can’t legally own guns.

by Shiny Jynx November 30, 2021

Tege

A very very very dark individual who usually has abnormally large eyes who also tends to talk in a in an obnoxiously Loud tone

This Tege here is a right slapper

by Bob67654 October 18, 2016

teeveenewz

The masquerade of journalism designed to frighten your parents every evening at 5:00, 6:00, and 10:00, or whenever your time zone dictates.

'Did you see that report on the dangers of Saran Wrap last night? It was on right after that shooting in Bad Neighborhoodville.'

'When are you going to stop watching that teeveenewz shit, mom? It's rotting your brain.'

by chicagostoner April 28, 2009

Teebers

Teebers is an abbreviation for terabyte.

Billy: Hey, I just a got a new hard drive!
Sally: Radical, how big is it?
Billy: Two teebers!
Sally: Radical!

by Mr. Teebers April 6, 2010

Teeter-tot Hotdish

The sexual act of teetering a person, then letting your balls simmer on top of the man gravy.

Colton loves a hot serving of teeter-tot hotdish!

by fett37 August 4, 2010