Talking Kitty Cat

A youtuber that makes videos with his cats, Sylvester, Gibbyson, and Random Kitty

Sylvester: You will die for this
Gibson: HELP TODD
Shelby: Bacon?!
Random Kitty: Blubblub
Gibbyson: Sylvester tastes like tuna fish!
Steve: This is Talking Kitty Cat signing off! Thank you!

Talking Kitty Cat by SimDevoSlipknot January 20, 2020

Talking lamp 

(n.) 1) A coloquialism used to indicate a television which is always on, but not watched.

2) A derrogatory term for television used to indicate one's belief that a television's only benefit is as a lamp that talks.

1)I'm gonna turn off the talking lamp, nobody's in here.

2)Sorry, we don't have a talking lamp, but we do have these wonderful *reading* lamps.

Talking lamp by Izhmo Goetz March 17, 2004

Talking Taco

When a girl puts Pop Rocks into her Vajayjay hole before getting eaten out.

Bro 1: Im nervous about going down on my girl.
Bro 2: Its chill, just make sure you have her do the Talking Taco. Its like Halloween but better.

Talking Taco by Blue Eyed Impaler August 6, 2011

talking points 

The one phrase or idea that candidates repeat over and over again in debates and commercials until it people believe it. Especially applicable to the 2004 election and an indication of the downfall of the media.

Crossfire Dweeb: We do honest debate on this show
Jon Stewart: No, you don't. All you do is scream the talking points at each other.

talking points by Alisa November 1, 2004

Talking out the side of your neck 

Too afraid to run your mouth to someone directly, but once they start to walk away you look down and run your mouth like a pussy. Too scared to run your mouth until the possibility of a real confrontation has died down.

“ say what you got on your mind now to my face instead of talking out the side of your neck once I start to walk away”

Talking out the side of your neck by Jmacbigmacj April 12, 2020

talking like a physic woodpecker 

To talk non stop about anything or nothing

Man I was in line the other day to buy a concert ticket behind this guy who was talking like a physic woodpecker.

talking like a physic woodpecker by vicioushemi February 15, 2010

Talking shit 

Something that wogs and wog wannabes will say to make themselves look cool in their high school.

If you are stating facts and what you are saying is the truth about someone/something, these stupid fucks will start screaming at you like the tards that they are and they will say you are “talking shit” about said someone/something.

Stupid wog wannabe: OI BRO ARE YOU TALKING SHIT?!
Normal Person: Wait, what? All I did was say that Tony punched me because I said that I preferred to not tell him if I “had a big dick”.
Wog Wannabe: OI TONY BRO!
Tony: WHAT CUNT?
Wog Wannabe: THIS DUMB CUNT WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU!
Normal Person: I didn’t say anything in a negative form besides the FACT that you punched me because I said no to telling you my penis size.
Wog Wannabe: Fuck outta here bro! You are an idiot!
Normal Person: Did you just call me an idiot? Now you are being a hypocrite! You said I was “talking shit” but now here you are “talking shit”. Plus you have a much lower intelligence level than I do meaning that you are being a hypocrite by calling me an idiot. You probably are unable to comprehend, let alone understand what I am currently saying.
Wog Wannabe: I don’t know a single word that you just said, now fuck off.
Normal Person runs off, laughing his ass off knowing he just destroyed the unintelligent person. Tony was shocked at what he heard and vowed to never use the stupid phrase “talking shit” ever again, realising people like Normal Person would destroy people like Wog Wannabe with FACTS.

Talking shit by Intelligent Individual January 22, 2019