The discovery of fecal matter on the penis during or following anal sex. Commonly used in but not exclusive to gay slang.
1. That dude is one nasty faggot. I fucked him in the ass and he gave me a shity deal. I'm not hittin' that again.
2. I tell all my straight friends that if they ever wanna try anal sex, do it with a gay dude and not a woman. Most gays at least douche their asses, but woman are more like to give you a shity deal.
2. I tell all my straight friends that if they ever wanna try anal sex, do it with a gay dude and not a woman. Most gays at least douche their asses, but woman are more like to give you a shity deal.
by BxMuscle October 4, 2010
Get the Shity Deal mug.A woman who goes from being awesome and friendly to a complete bitch faster than you can blink. In these women, it will seem almost as if a light switch is flipped inside of them and BAM! they will morph into bitchy bitches.
(In the weight room)
Girl coach: How was your night?!
Athlete: Great thanks for asking!
Girl coach: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?! GET TO WORK DAMMIT! YOU'RE SQUATS ARE TERRIBLE!
Athlete (to fellow athlete): Coach is such a light-switch bitch.
Girl coach: How was your night?!
Athlete: Great thanks for asking!
Girl coach: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?! GET TO WORK DAMMIT! YOU'RE SQUATS ARE TERRIBLE!
Athlete (to fellow athlete): Coach is such a light-switch bitch.
by Alison Von October 19, 2010
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From: various firearms forums.
The trigger on a firearm, especially when referred to in the context of safety and not firing the firearm at an inopportune moment
The trigger on a firearm, especially when referred to in the context of safety and not firing the firearm at an inopportune moment
"If you don't want to blow a hole in your leg, then there's only one rule you need to remember - keep your booger hooker off the bang switch!"
by Dyskolos June 16, 2012
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"She's so rough-looking I'll bet she goes bear hunting with a switch!"
"She's so rough-looking I'll bet she goes bear hunting with a switch!"
by Mattake2 March 16, 2008
Get the Bear hunting with a switch mug.When masturbating in a common room when other people are at home, you have a backup tv channel ready to quickly switch to in the event that someone walks in.
Oh man my roommate almost caught me spankin it last night, but luckily I had a blanket on so i just pulled the old bate and switch and he thought i was just watching sports
by the Bizz24 June 9, 2011
Get the Bate and Switch mug.When your doing your girlfriend from behind in front of the living room window and you unexpectedly switch with your best friend, then you drive in front of the window honk your horn and wave to her
Person A: Why was your girlfriend so mad at you yesterday?
Person B: Because I pulled the switcheroo on her with taylor
Person A: Haha nice
Person B: Because I pulled the switcheroo on her with taylor
Person A: Haha nice
by Pabco April 25, 2009
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