Swindle

someone who tries to play you over. play games with you.

Brandon you been on some swindles

by michelle myers December 8, 2003

Swine Flu

An influenza that (supposedly) originated in Mexico. Has potential to become an epidemic. And you thought Mexico had a border?

You're fucked.

Guy 1: Hey, let's go to Mexico and do drugs for the summer!
Guy 2: Awesome, I'll drive!
Guy 1: *cough*
Guy 2: *splutter*
*Swine Flu kills both*

by tacomince April 25, 2009

Poon Swindler

Some one who steals a girl's vaginal virginity

Ahhh, Nick your are such a poon swindler

by NMay2323 January 13, 2009

ashland rope swing

the only fun thing to do in ashland until some frigin framingham guy fell off it and ruined it for everyone

Fuck Yo' Couch, fuck yo couch.ashland rope swing

by ryan popsicle November 26, 2007

Swindon Syndrome

teenage motherhood

Look at that, the girl pushing that pram can't be more than 16 and I bet you that isn't her sister. Swindon Syndrome, if you ask me.

by Slayer Of Cowards October 14, 2003

Swing

To behave in a fun, self-confident, and charismatic manner typically associated with just the right balance of Cuban bravado. This can be perceived in a dance like quality to the walk similar to an upbeat Salsa.

Ese Pitbull tiene tremendo swing. spanglish

by samwong April 7, 2015

swine flu

an illness from Mexico that seems to be indistinguishable from the normal flu, and is more of a bunch of hypochondriacs parading around announcing how many symptoms they have up to date.

as much as everyone hates hearing these updates, secretly they're all is hoping someone DOES have it, so that school will get shut down and the make up days will be waved (preferably, for high schoolers, after prom and before graduation).

Evan: I have five symptoms of Swine flu!
Ashley: Oh my God! Not Swine! Eww don't cough on me!
Tom: Nobody has it, okay? (thinks to himself: but someone oughtta get it, wouldn't it be nice to have a free vacation....)

by emilioooo13 May 5, 2009