Myspace Status Swap

A terribly crushing scenario that occurs on Myspace. It starts
when someone becomes attracted to someone they know outside of Myspace. They usually lurk on their Myspace for a few days before finally gathering up the courage to talk to them. When the day comes when they're ready they check the other person's
Myspace to see that their Myspace Relationship Status has changed to "In A Relationship"

Zach: "Hey Mike, why are you so sad today?"

Mike: "The chick I like Myspace Status Swapped me last night"

Zach: "Ouch"

by Rammstein651 December 24, 2007

swappy swap

An advanced RMA technique that involves buying a new item only to use its receipt and packaging to return an outdated, (and or), broken item for a full refund.

Poor Gamer 1: My XBOX 360 has been acting up since I flashed it. Now I can't send it in for warranty repair.

Poor Gamer 2: Don't worry we can steal your moms credit card then do the swappy swap.

Poor Gamer 1: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah

by ntloser December 11, 2008

sleap

The act of sleeping but spelled wrong.

Don't wake Aaron up from his sleap.
It's spelled sleep, Josh, you fucking idiot.

by ajkohen1008 November 15, 2021

Sweapon

Verb-Sweeping in the past and present

Noun-A sweating weapon

I'm sweapon the floor
Or
Look at my sweapon

by Cubbies April 15, 2022

swaptimist

A person who acquires cheap but useless things at swap meets, yard sales and thrift stores.

I thought I'd find a way to use that broken coffeepot I bought, but I guess I was just being a swaptimist.

by skuzner January 13, 2010

Swapaholic

A person that loves to swap clothing and other items with friends. Someone that cares about keeping items in rotation and out of landfills.

Amy attends clothing swaps every month, she is a swapaholic.

by Punkystyle March 17, 2011

swapnote streaking

The act of taking a picture of yourself naked with your 3DS and sending it to people you pass by via Streetpass

Ned: Did you see that picture sent via StreetPass
Todd: Yeah that guy must have some balls!
Ned: At least you can be fully clothed when swapnote streaking.

by Barbituatian November 1, 2013