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stroking the gnar

After going to that party with all those girls, I couldn't help from stroking the gnar
by Christian Jesus Thomas November 17, 2006
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Storking

A combination of stunning and fucking awful. Usually used to refer to something aesthetic/an object.
That bikini is absolutely storking.
by Barbara_Bangkok May 13, 2022
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Stroking the Judy

Stroking the Judy: when a man displays overt affection toward a women to mask his latent homosexuality
"Dude, did you see that guy everyone thinks is gay stroking the Judy in the bar the other night" or "That poor pathetic girl has no idea that guy is gay and he's just stroking the Judy" or "does his boyfriend get jealous when he strokes the judy?"
by Joel A. Porter January 15, 2010
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Steerking

1. The act of not being able to steer correctly while driving and texting. Often, leading a vehicle to veer off in different directions or even swerve while in motion.
2. One who appears to be in a trance like state when they text and drive. But who fails to responsibly look around themselves while driving a moving vehicle.
3. The principle act that leads cars to suddenly and without notice smash in to a large tree or other road side object.
"The Interstate was crowded by slow steerking vehicles, and full of negligent drivers who apparently had no consideration for the safety of those around them."

Drexting, Drive-texting, Text-Driving, Driving and Texting, Texting and Driving, Responsible Texting, Swerving, Sterking, Starking, Texting, Steering
by Schizo@theBat September 30, 2013
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stroking the tribble

The act of masturbation by a female with a large amount of pubic hair.
I was watching porn the other day and found this video of a woman stroking the tribble.
by moreanonymousthanpublius March 16, 2015
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Shwerking

Shitting while twerking, usually resulting in projectile elimination on all facets of the bathroom, including up the wall.
Ain't no way I'm using that stall. Squeeshah been shwerking in there after a hard night at Taco Bell.
by discgolfdc April 13, 2016
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Stocking Stuffer

When your fisting a girl and her pussy's so wide you can stuff it with two fists
i surprised her with a stocking stuffer and she finally got off
by Porkrhind December 21, 2016
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