Double Fudge Stool Dual

The act of two people seated on a toilet while having intercourse and defecating simultaneously.

Brandi and Jesse were so close that they loved to Double Fudge Stool Dual.

by chz160 March 27, 2009

Stoolbox

Complaining about how bad something is.

"The requirements are not good enough; the tests are all failing; the code is hard to follow; management is cancerous." Hey- get off your stoolbox. Its not all that bad.

by GIJoeallen April 13, 2010

Post Stool Anal Readjustment

Post Stool Anal Readjustment, or PSAR, is the feeling you get in your anus following a heavy poo as your anus readjusts.

For some this may invoke a glorious feeling of liberty, others pleasure, others pain and/or shame.

"Sorry bro, just going through some PSAR."
"PSAR?"
"Post Stool Anal Readjustment, that feeling you get after flogging a heavy bog."
"Ahhh, I love that"

by arden-chh December 16, 2012

Italian stool

when you sit on someone's face to have your asshole licked and the result is so good that you scream out "that's amore!"

Yo, I got Italian stooled by Giovanna last night. Way girl be working the tongue on my Brazilianed booty-tang made me cry out "that's amore!"

by ElliotNateMattBobby October 8, 2014

stool

Usually made of wood.

Sometimes excrement.

Q: Did you feel my stool?

A1: Yeah, it's made of some nice wood.

A2: Why would I do that? You're gross.

by Glenn McClelland October 3, 2007

stoolie

A stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. The stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to class or working. Stoolies are active participants of the site and contribute to the site's success. Stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and stoolies email "smokes", blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. Though stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. Always brutally honest, stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, "wake-ups", celebrity asses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. In addition, stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. Once, stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, "neil" was actually a fictional creation of El Presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil's name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). This conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence.

Although stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.

From barstool comment section: "My boss just caught me trying to guess Rachel Bison's ass and is having barstool blocked from my computer...turns out the IT guy is a fellow stoolie and will be blocking "barstoolsport.com". Fuckin' stoolies everywhere man, this bitch cant hold me down."

KFC: "The stoolies are an interesting breed."

Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!"

El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up."

by stoolies4lyfe April 28, 2013

Bar Stool

the runs one gets after a heavy night on the juice.

Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.

by Franco V September 23, 2008