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Michael: Damn bro stop acting like such a stool!
Jacob: That's kinda offensive bro. My brother is disabled and what you have done is shown a side of you that I have never known. Goodbye Michael. We can be friends no longer. You were my first love but now all this love has turned to hate.
Michael: I... I felt the same!
Jacob: Shut the fuck up you goddamned stool!
by JoeTheRoe May 25, 2022
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Paracord Stool

slang for: suicide by standing on a stool and using a piece of paracord.

Comes from the challenging game Escape From Tarkov, where a yellow paracord can be used to extract from certain locations. This is a play on words, because people use paracord to escape the harsh challenges of life, and also to escape the fictional city of Tarkov.
"Did you hear that Nikolas assaulted a woman?"
"Oh boy he should commit paracord stool"

"Oh dude I have to do this task, I'm gonna do a paracord stool"
by nordivisive August 12, 2025
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stool jewels

Corn in your poop.
Nate didn't know he had digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.
by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017
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Stool palace

A place infested with lower class dole merchants. Somewhere that If it was ever nuked one wouldn’t really mind that much
My goodness portlaoise is such a stool palace” exclaimed jebediah
“Agreed “ said pablo
by Not Ian Paisley December 1, 2021
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long stool

a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.
d’you know a long stool?
i do, actually. what an eejit.
by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021
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Cuck stool

A stool placed in the corner of a room so a man can sit there and watch another man have sex with his woman.
You can let us take it from here Jayden, just get on over to your cuck stool and enjoy the show.
by IzakDeptuck8 January 10, 2024
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Stooling Stool

Noun :

1. A generic or knock-off Squatty Potty ; Usually in the form of a small footstool.

2. A homemade Squatty Potty
$40? Forget that Squatty Potty ! I'm getting me a stooling stool at Walmart!
by Ibuddy66 June 12, 2018
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