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Sex stool

by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022
mugGet the Sex stoolmug.

Bar stooling

Where you snort coke off of a prostitutes dick
Bro Johnathan went and bar stooling last night
by Conor weiner June 10, 2019
mugGet the Bar stoolingmug.

stool pigeon

One who sits and waits for things to get better but does nothing to help himself.
The stool pigeon's laziness waits for things to happen.
by LIZA with a Z January 5, 2021
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Stool Shunter

I understand you are a stool shunter. Can I just make it clear that I do not wish for my stools to be shunted in any way.
by messymanco July 21, 2009
mugGet the Stool Shuntermug.

Stool

Michael: Damn bro stop acting like such a stool!
Jacob: That's kinda offensive bro. My brother is disabled and what you have done is shown a side of you that I have never known. Goodbye Michael. We can be friends no longer. You were my first love but now all this love has turned to hate.
Michael: I... I felt the same!
Jacob: Shut the fuck up you goddamned stool!
by JoeTheRoe May 25, 2022
mugGet the Stoolmug.

Stool Jewel

Boys! It looks like we’ve found ourselves a stool jewel on a Tuesday night. Back her up bar keep!
by Mark Daniels February 20, 2022
mugGet the Stool Jewelmug.

Toe'd Stool

A toe'd stool is when you stick your toe in someone's asshole and pull out a large amount of shit.
Joshs girlfriend wanted a toe'd stool so Josh slid his big toe in her dirty little asshole and pulled out a fat chunk of muddy love.
by Ginga Geezus November 16, 2019
mugGet the Toe'd Stoolmug.

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