Michael: Damn bro stop acting like such a stool!
Jacob: That's kinda offensive bro. My brother is disabled and what you have done is shown a side of you that I have never known. Goodbye Michael. We can be friends no longer. You were my first love but now all this love has turned to hate.
Michael: I... I felt the same!
Jacob: Shut the fuck up you goddamned stool!
Jacob: That's kinda offensive bro. My brother is disabled and what you have done is shown a side of you that I have never known. Goodbye Michael. We can be friends no longer. You were my first love but now all this love has turned to hate.
Michael: I... I felt the same!
Jacob: Shut the fuck up you goddamned stool!
by JoeTheRoe May 25, 2022
Get the Stoolmug. An alternative or homemade Squatty Potty, usually in the form of a small step stool, that is used to aid in producing a bowel movement.
Why would I spend $12 on that thing when I could get this stooling stool for $4?
Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!
Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!
by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018
Get the Stooling Stoolmug. When a boy sits on a stool and a girl stands between his legs while they shift , meet or kiss.
Normally his hands are on her ass
Normally his hands are on her ass
by LolMinecraftIsMyCity November 26, 2017
Get the Stoolmug. by Rewskeee December 2, 2014
Get the lazing stoolmug. by bad_grammir_for_real March 7, 2016
Get the Spectacle Of Stoolmug. by Rednutyaduck May 11, 2021
Get the Plankton stoolmug. A poo that refuses to pass easily as it contains less than the 75% water needed to successfully move through the bowel.
Urban dictionary thoughts…
“It turned out couldn't poo because it was a stubborn stool that just wasn’t hydrated enough to make its way through the system.”
“It turned out couldn't poo because it was a stubborn stool that just wasn’t hydrated enough to make its way through the system.”
by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024
Get the Stubborn Stoolmug.