Stool

Derogatory term for disabled people. Originated in North America

Michael: Damn bro stop acting like such a stool!
Jacob: That's kinda offensive bro. My brother is disabled and what you have done is shown a side of you that I have never known. Goodbye Michael. We can be friends no longer. You were my first love but now all this love has turned to hate.
Michael: I... I felt the same!
Jacob: Shut the fuck up you goddamned stool!

by JoeTheRoe May 25, 2022

Stooling Stool

An alternative or homemade Squatty Potty, usually in the form of a small step stool, that is used to aid in producing a bowel movement.

Why would I spend $12 on that thing when I could get this stooling stool for $4?

Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!

by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018

Stool

When a boy sits on a stool and a girl stands between his legs while they shift , meet or kiss.
Normally his hands are on her ass

Guy 1: Dude you and Molly Stooled?
Guy 2: Yeah for 2 minutes

by LolMinecraftIsMyCity November 26, 2017

lazing stool

a stool that has not yet been flushed down the toilet.

i couldn't believe that there was a lazing stool in their bathroom!

by Rewskeee December 2, 2014

Spectacle Of Stool

Fancy alternative to "Shit Show"

I must declare that when I have a chance to be social, it often becomes a Spectacle Of Stool.

by bad_grammir_for_real March 7, 2016

Plankton stool

They would be one s baker, who is the bakery owner of her rolls

Who would eat 30 lunches, that damn, plankton stool, lock you lunch packs

by Rednutyaduck May 11, 2021

Stubborn Stool

A poo that refuses to pass easily as it contains less than the 75% water needed to successfully move through the bowel.

Urban dictionary thoughts…

“It turned out couldn't poo because it was a stubborn stool that just wasn’t hydrated enough to make its way through the system.”

by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024