beer light savings time

A term used to justify drinking before noon (since it is widely noted if you drink before noon you are an alcoholic). Beer light savings time equals whatever amount of hours needed to make your morning drinking equal noon.
ie: drinking at 8 am adding 4hrs of beer light savings time making it noon and therefore compliant with social standards of no drinking before noon.

Richard: You are an alcoholic, it is only 10:45 in the morning.
Jim: I am well aware of the time dick, however we are now in beer light savings time.

by paul walters (717) March 25, 2010

stalingrad

when you take a shit in a brown bag, put it over the girls head and then fuck her belly button until it bleeds

Joe came home from a long day at work and preformed a Stalingrad on Sue.

by Jesuswrotethebible44 August 4, 2009

StaringVacantly

StaringVacantly is "The Final Boss of The Internet", a last challenge for those skilled enough to make it all the way to the end. He's always accompanied by the floating, disembodied head of Mike Vogler, who has taken the position of "Sub-Boss". Together, they destroy all that would oppose them, and even some people who dont'.

"I beat the internet. The end guy was hard."

by Krem January 8, 2005

Ball shavings

When a guy's nuts are sweaty and when scratched, skin shavings come off, like sharpening a pencil. Accompanied by a foul odour.

Yo, brotha scratched his nuts hardcore in my bathroom and now my toilet seat has ball shavings on it!

by Hoopah September 27, 2006

scaving

scaving; searching or rooting through abandoned or forgotten spaces, eg. a car factory shut down 30 years ago

Samantha had all her tables made from wood she found while scaving in the ruins of the local steel mill

by Tucker Morrent December 8, 2013

yak shaving

A word used to describe what happens when you are shaving a yak

"What are they doing over there?"
"Son, they are yak shaving."

by basicbadger May 11, 2021

shaving cream

another word for shit like in the song

go sit in a pile of shaving cream.

by brian January 14, 2005