cop 'stache

What happens when a man of age shaves off all facial hair but that above the upper lip, to create a more mature "cop" look. Prone to leaving onlookers slightly embarassed. Is extremely tacky (or, hidious). The cop 'stache should not be worn for more than 30 minutes.

"Woah, did you see that new cop 'stache he's rocking?"

"Yeah, but it kind of made me feel like crying on the inside"

by Not wearing a mustache March 14, 2006

mex-stache

The untrimmed mustache that makes you look like a dirty Mexican.

Tondo didn't shave for a week.
As a result, his friends crowned him Mr. Mex-stache of the month.

by the Little Kid June 14, 2006

pube-stache

Pubic hairs on the upper-lip of a hot girl that a given to them when they deepthroat a dick to the balls.

That bitch said she didn't suck dick, but I ended up givin' her a pube-stache!

by ghre December 23, 2004

she-stache

a chick with a mustache!

guy:dude are you indian?
girl:no....why
guy:you have a she-stache!
guy2:wow that was a 3rd degree burn!

by Samanthababy! March 18, 2008

Cheese Stache

A thick greasy facial hair, that is not prickly.

That young man needs to shave his cheese stache

by jengadog October 11, 2008

stache

1.a pitiful excuse for a mustache

2. a racially-confused individual possessing said mustache and typically clad in a greatly oversized t-shirt, a large chain, and a flat brim hat turned sideways and with the sticket still on it

Dang homie, check out that stache! How's he with so many fly hunnies? He looks like a fool.

by J. Kel May 18, 2007

trash stache ass

some have heard of the trash stache. its a trash stache literally on your ass.

sorry man i can't go out tonight, i have to shave my trash stache ass.

by bitch basket fagola January 31, 2010