squidward nose

Means u got a long ass nose.

Her: Look at him, he got a squidward nose.
Another girl: Yeah, he probably don't get no girls lol/

by June 13, 2022

Dabbing Squidward

A meme of a Squidward dabbing during a holiday parade. The man behind the mask is running for president under, "other" as his candidate checkbox. Fill in dabbing Squidward here.

Oh look, Johnny, it is a dabbing Squidward!

by emster_em December 16, 2019

Squidward Chat

A chaotic groupchat made withthe entire friend group that sees hundreds of messages being sent at times. Used to revive groups.

This groupchat's dead we need another squidward chat to revive the group.

by Rocks fur brains October 27, 2023

Have a bowl, Mr. Squidward

What an anthropomorphic crab says before chucking an oversized bowl of food at an anthropomorphic squid

Mr. Krabs: HAVE A BOWL, MR. SQUIDWARD
*shatter sfx*
Squidward: ow

by AlexEpikPlayz May 31, 2025

Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.

"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 24, 2021

doin' the squidward

when your girlfriend cheats on you with three guys at the same time and you look like squidward.

Byran broke up with his girlfriend after he caught her doin' the squidward with Justin, Chris, and Frank.

by bryona April 25, 2011

squidward brunt

Sore loser

"Stop being such a squidward brunt, get over it!"

by Longlivedobby November 27, 2016