squidward nose

Means u got a long ass nose.

Her: Look at him, he got a squidward nose.
Another girl: Yeah, he probably don't get no girls lol/

by anonymous June 13, 2022

Squidward

Squidward is a mediocre clarinet player from Spongebob Squarepants, he is a squid with a dick hangin from his face.

"Shut up Squidward, you mediocre clarinet player."

by Ant-man crawls up Thanos ass March 25, 2019

Squidward

When a Guy put his balls on his eyes and his dick on her nose now she’s squidward

Damn bro I hit her with the squidward last night

by Mlavelle November 7, 2021

Squidwarding

When one rubs their face on a flaccid penis much like motorboating.

"I totally squidwarded that guy last week".
"His dick wasnt even long enough for me to squidward!".
"I just love the feel of squidwarding a random guy in the club".

by Not Steven Seagal June 5, 2018

Squidward bait

Failed attempts at spreading negativity amongst a positive environment

Alex: Hey nice base in Minecraft Veil!

Spoofer: Base could be better.

Alex: Squidward bait.

by Kovey August 28, 2025

Squidward

The act of waiting for an unsuspecting victim to fall asleep so you can place your testicles over their eyes and hang your dick over their nose. Thus replicating a likeness of the popular television character.

Last night, Isiah got a squidward!

by Reaperparadox September 10, 2019

Bye Squidward!

An infamous line said by Daniel Craig before disappearing in front of thousands of people.

"BREATHE. JUST BREATHE. YOU AREN'T ... IN TROUBLE. IT'S OK. DADDY'S GOT YOU. IT'S ALL-"
"Bye Squidward!"
"NOOOOOOOOOAAAAAUUUURRRR URHRHH URHHHHH..."

by cozziefox March 2, 2024