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squeegee method

The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".
1.

Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.

2.

...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
by zlh5009 September 19, 2011
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Squeegee

Someone who only watches romantic comedies/slice of life or romance anime's and refuses to watch other anime's because they don't find them interesting since they don't have romance in them.
Mitchell: I cant wait to watch this romance anime!

Bret: Shut the fuck up you fucking squeegee.
by BitchYouGuessedIt September 27, 2014
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squinge

I just squinged yo wife
by bob0213 March 2, 2015
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Squeegles

A peculiar but beautiful creature. It is native to central Europe and to certain parts of suburban New Jersey. Two squeegless mate for life and tend to get along very well. They tend to be strange parents, messing with their children. They lead a rather sedentary lifestyle though they are apt at providing for their family groups.
No, YOU are my squeegles and I love you squeegles
by Lobster11 March 27, 2015
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squeegemonster

A man who is notorious for his constant desire to poke another man in the eye with his penis
Jason is an absolute squeegemonster
by bigcockfratelli March 30, 2015
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squegee

When you have a wedgie all around. So mostly women get these because they get vagina wedgie.
"Girl I have the worst squeegee." "Man I shouldn't have squatted cause now I've got a squegee from hell"
by C#Babes13 January 24, 2016
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Squeegee

When a person who typically wears dentures removes their dentures to give a blow job and drags their gums along the shaft.
"Betty squeegeed that dick like a dirty window."
by Sage Jay September 16, 2016
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