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Squeef

The act when an excited egirl/fangirl/thot/female in general performs the common act of saying "squee" as they become excited but instead of merely attracting simps and incels through their voice, they unleash a blast of vaginal flatulence destined to ring both the Liberty bell and the gongs in the Shaolin monastery at the same time. This squeef has such energy and stench that every man from miles around (and some women too er well most women to be quite honest) as the vaporous stench imbibes itself within the nasal passageways of the ones blessed enough to receive it. It's guaranteed to attract even the most resilient soul and draw the attention of potential mates from miles around.
Emily: OMG girl did you see BTS?! I love them so so sooooo much like they're just so SQUEE *BRRRRAP*

Aidan: *SNIFF* hey ooh Em I didn't know you were so hawt *SNIFF*

Damaged person: WTF Emily did you just squeef?

Emily: Hehe um yeah I did you wanna smell it??
by Sneed d'Elaine December 2, 2020
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Squeebie Woobie

Squeebie Woobie is a word (yes A word) to represent something stupid.
Oh my lord that's so Squeebie Woobie. Or Oh my lord your so Squeebie Woobie.
by Professor. Willoughby February 14, 2021
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Squeege

"Hey Squeege, if you don't be silent, i will tape your mouth shut."
by FrogFanatic June 2, 2021
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Squeeble

A very nosy person, one who looks up made up words upon being told to by their friend.
Mason is a total Squeeble, he looked this up at my very command!
by Cattail (KidNamedFinger) December 12, 2022
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Squeeb

-everything but nothing at the same time.
“Squeeb you later!”
“I’m Squeebin that jawhn!”
by Squeebert June 11, 2023
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DJ Squeegie

a disc jockey that is also employed as a window washer. typically plays repetitive house music, shuns drugs publicly yet indulges privately, and will find the most remote, reclusive living situation so that he can disappear from the face of the earth as soon as he discovers one of his exes has actually slept with another man, regardless of the time that has elapsed.

one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone
hey man, are you going out tonight?

no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.

come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!
by dr evil. April 24, 2011
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Mexican Squeegee

A sex act in which a man ejaculates on the woman's upper lip, then wipes it off with his penis, demanding a dollar from her afterward.
"She pulled back too early and I jizzed on her upper lip. But it was cool. I busted out my MEXICAN SQUEEGEE!!!"
by VikingSanta January 20, 2018
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