The act when an excited egirl/fangirl/thot/female in general performs the common act of saying "squee" as they become excited but instead of merely attracting simps and incels through their voice, they unleash a blast of vaginal flatulence destined to ring both the Liberty bell and the gongs in the Shaolin monastery at the same time. This squeef has such energy and stench that every man from miles around (and some women too er well most women to be quite honest) as the vaporous stench imbibes itself within the nasal passageways of the ones blessed enough to receive it. It's guaranteed to attract even the most resilient soul and draw the attention of potential mates from miles around.
Emily: OMG girl did you see BTS?! I love them so so sooooo much like they're just so SQUEE *BRRRRAP*
Aidan: *SNIFF* hey ooh Em I didn't know you were so hawt *SNIFF*
Damaged person: WTF Emily did you just squeef?
Emily: Hehe um yeah I did you wanna smell it??
Aidan: *SNIFF* hey ooh Em I didn't know you were so hawt *SNIFF*
Damaged person: WTF Emily did you just squeef?
Emily: Hehe um yeah I did you wanna smell it??
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one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone
one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone
hey man, are you going out tonight?
no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.
come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!
no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.
come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!
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"She pulled back too early and I jizzed on her upper lip. But it was cool. I busted out my MEXICAN SQUEEGEE!!!"
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