chicken squeezer

taking something that dont belong to you like road signs

Sam is a damn chicken squeezer he stole them signs.

by robert willy August 17, 2006

dick squeeser

one who is generally homosexual and rather likes to jerk others off

its me laurence id like to squeese sabastians todger

btw sabastian is a dick squeeser

by ninja ollie October 20, 2008

Sheep squeezer

one who sqeezes sheep for the purpose of estimataing depth of fleece and extracting fleece oil (widely used in the making of stumpfuckery lubricants such as Chaffaway(tm)

"its nearly shearing time but best send in the sheep squeezer to be sure"

by captain stumpfucker October 16, 2008

rocket squeegee

The act of hiring a preferably cheap prostitute and having her spray you with windex. Then she will mount you and proceed to run her high milage vagina all over your body which will then create the squeaky sound of a squeegee.

Bro I totally got rocket squeegeed last night!

Man that's just gross, seriously don't tell me these things.

by The Name November 20, 2013

dank squeeker

Someone who doesn't smoke weed, but has the personality of someone who does. They typically are young, but can be any age. Dank Squeekers have evolved above the human race in all ways.

DS- Dude 420 blaze it
Friend- You don't even smoke weed, quit being a Dank Squeeker.

by Dank Squeeker October 29, 2015

easy squeezer

Easy squeezer is an ass that is easily squeezed, round and squishy

That girl had an easy squeezer ass I couldn't control myself

by Easypeelersqueeler November 1, 2017

Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.

No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer

by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018