squat talk

Taking a shit and talking on your cell phone at the same time.

Jim: What's up?

Dan: Not much, just doing a little squat talk at the moment.

Jim: No way!!!

by It was a wrong number January 13, 2009

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cabana squat

When you have a powerful urge to take a crap and can't find toilet paper you squat and concentrate your nine chakra points on pushing it out. The air flowing out of your body cleans everything up.

I'm dying to take a crap, and there's no toilet paper... I'll have to cabana squat!

by Metlx May 24, 2005

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Squatch'd /skwŏchd/–verb 1. deceit, trickery, sharp practice, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage.
2. a particular instance of such deceit or trickery: to squatch, rip off, fraudulent

We were booked to play a charity concert at the Indy bar. But we were Squatch'd by the promoter.

by Eddie Hitler March 3, 2008

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Squat a brat

The act of taking a shite after eating a brat. The ratio of eating brats to squatting brats is a 1 to 1 ratio.

First you eat a brat, then you squat a brat! I ate 2 brats, so now I must go squat 2 brats.

by MrBratSquatter July 16, 2019

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Squart

A contraction of "squished" or "squat," and "short;" used to define an object or creature that looks as if it has been squished comically short, but without damaging or injuring the entity.

I pressed the cutting board down into the top of the loaf of bread that now it looks squart.

by Old Man Dave June 11, 2021

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