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minecraft school shooting

When a very brave white boy performs the necessary and liberates the building known as a school whilst in the blocky pornographic world of minecraft
Steve: Wow those kids really need a good minecraft school shooting
White kid nr43: Hold my Gatorade
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SSD (Straight Shooting Dick)

A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.
Be careful tonight, my radar says there are plenty of SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) out in the town looking for predatory targets to lock on to.
by GimpyLeg August 11, 2021
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Shooting

Going After a Girl
Approaching a female
The act of attempting to flirt with a girl.
(Word is modeled after basketball players shooting a shot for a basket. You want to land the girl, who is the basket. So make your attempt by shooting your shot.)
Louis: "Damn!, look at that girl over there!"
Hans: "She bomb as fuck. You shooting?"
by K Savage XO April 30, 2015
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Spooking

'Spooking', sometimes referred to as 'The Spook' is a dangeous and controversial sex act in which the souls of those involved are released from the body during particularly rigorous intercourse. The souls then join in, creating a supernatural orgy.
I've just cum some sort of ghost and it's making love to your soul. I'm spooking!
by Joe & Natalie November 2, 2010
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shooting off

Shooting off - the act of masturbation. Originally meaning to leave or go somewhere (e.g. men may go shooting off to outer space..., I've got to shoot off now, will talk later though), but has come to mean wanking.
It was really awkward when Garr walked into the room and I was shooting off.

Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)
by Jon Pertwee III January 10, 2014
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Shooting the stork

When one of your friends is in the process of penetrating somebody else with his wee wee, you dive in and flick him in the dick before he ejaculates, causing him to shrink and be unable to hump with meaning anymore.
'Shooting the stork' is the new 'pulling out.'

I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.
by PleaseEatMe March 14, 2010
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Pan Scooting

Pan Scooting is a leisurely sport, consisting of 'the two honoured houses' which comprise the house of crush and the house of crunch. 'Crush' is the term given to the professional, organised quadrant, while 'Crunch' is given to the street pan scooter, many of which identify themselves as Rad-Skeeters, Cho-Panners or Scoot-Wheeler X's.
Pan Scooting first emerged during the late 1860s at Dish Pan Gully at Chewton near Castlemaine, when an old chinaman scuttled a pan, scooting it down the gully. Henceforth, to skeet a pan was the sport of legend.
I went Pan Scooting last night but we got kunted.
by Mark T Walker September 30, 2007
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