Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.

My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024

Spork

Someone who’s indecisive and immensely lost in their identity, also very weak-minded because I’ve never seen a metal spork that’s covered in 24k gold, always gotta be plastic 🤢

-“Hey who invited the spork to the sleepover?”
-“Ew gross it wasn’t me”

by h3ck3rman December 9, 2020

Spork

A combination between a fork and a spoon commonly used for eating things you would need a fork and a spoon

"Hey don't use those, use a spork"

by Martin787 March 12, 2015

Spork

A hug that includes an accidental erection

I accidentally sporked my sister last night it was do awkward

by Hgsnajz October 8, 2016

spork

Spork is one of the kindest people in earth, theyre always ready to listen to you talk about something, whether it's about how your ear bled one day or how your mom took your phone, they are there to listen. spork is extremely easy going and can adapt to any situation, im happy to consider spork my friend :)

"Hey do you know who spork is?" "spork? They're one of the most easy going people ever!"

by baby.augustslollipop July 4, 2021

The Spork

There's the big spoon, the little spoon, and sometimes a middle spoon. Another name for the middle spoon is The Spork, because they go both ways.

Who's the big spoon, little spoon, and middle spoon? The middle spoon is The Spork because they go *both ways*.

by Sunblazer5 July 2, 2021

Fork on a Spork

When a man is spooning with a hermaphrodite.

Jack and Pat are a regular ol' Fork on a Spork.

by Solid Otacon April 6, 2017