Splart

When an adult (usually male) flatulates after having anal sex and semen comes out of the anus, along with shit.

John: Oh Josh, I love you so much.
Josh: I love you t... *Splart*
John: Get out.

by Doucheifer April 27, 2015

splorp

A NorCal slang-word used similarly to the word "jawn". A replacement for almost any noun if used correctly.

A-yo! Ya'll ninjas gots that splorp we was talkin 'bout last night?

Sorry man. Didn't mean to get all up in your splorp like that.

by BlaZe2f0Ur7 October 3, 2016

sport

Something that requires a lot of activity and after it's done, nothing has changed, nothing at all. Except the bank accounts of those that are actually good at these sports.

Also: the pinnacle of inefficiency.

I'm too smart (lazy) to do sports

by El Psycho May 22, 2003

splortmaster

The streamer of the century

Splortmaster sure is fantastic!

by MACKACHAZ October 27, 2020

sportable

a person worth being seen in public with

she is hittable but is she sportable

by alein1234 December 19, 2007

splorning

Splendid + Morning

Splorning! Did you sleep well?

by Anally Sally + Anthony September 27, 2008

Sport Stick

A sport stick is an Aussie term for cigarette

Hey, can I have a sport stick mate

by bmccl88 October 12, 2008