Line Slooth

When there is a painfully long cash register line at a local grocery/convenience store, it is common practice for another cashier to open another register. Blinded by the thrill and excitement of an open register, the line-goers have what one would call a store-gasm and rush to the other line, leaving less to zero people in the previous line. A Line Slooth is one who cleverly waits back and watches condescendingly at the fools who rush to the new line.

Annie: Hey, how'd you check out so fast? There was a huge line.
Bob: They opened up a new register. Naturally there was a rush to the new register so I waited back and was the only one left in the first line.
Annie: Classic Line Slooth!

by theLineSlooth September 15, 2011

Splooge

Sexual juices of the man kind

"I just splooged myself"

by Luke Price January 29, 2004

splooie

"Splooie" was the name of Jim Jones’ (Troopers) pet goat which Don Warren accidentally burned with his cigar after a show in Casper, Wyoming in 1971. The goat reacted by relieving its bladder on Don’s shoes, and Jim Jones made a comment something like “That’s the end of the Cavaliers, Warren!” It appeared that either Jones or the goat hexed the Corps, and this led to several years of wandering in the drum corps wilderness in the 70’s and through the mid 80’s. The Cavaliers started hollering Splooie to try to break the hex, but it was unsuccessful until the Trooper’s home show in July 1986 when the Troopers finally felt some pangs of regret and treated Don W. to a hamburger for lunch. Unbeknownst to Don the burger was made of goat meat. (Not Splooie; she had passed on in ’73) That seemed to break the hex and the Cavaliers slowly climbed out of their double digit DCI placements. The tradition of yelling Splooie lives on as a tribute to the men who kept the corps going with sometimes entertaining (but not high scoring) shows in those intervening years.

One - Two - Three "SPLOOIE"

by splooiethegoat July 20, 2012

Splooge

A word other than Jizz, Come, Spunk or anything else that defines semen. Also see daddy juice

I'll splooge in your face a-hole.

by James "Buttmonkey III" Barlow April 14, 2005

The Splooge Mcduck

It is a sexual act performed on a women from a male,where as the male ejaculates onto the female's face and then proceeds to pelt the female with loose change. It mostly consist of throwing pennies.

I was having sex with this really mean, bitchy girl and since I didn't like her I decided to give her the Splooge Mcduck and proceeded to exit the bedroom shortly afterwards.

by Mr.Mcgibbles September 10, 2012

Sloot

Any female, especially affiliated with a sorority, that exhibits the behavior patterns of a "slut." With the added traits of lack of inhibitions and outgoing presentation of their "slutness." The sloot will know that she's a slut... but won't care. Also may be the focus of a "Sloot Hunt."

Hey Tom! Let's go hunt some sloots outside of Wawa.

by JofKB May 8, 2003

Slooth

Both slick and smooth at the same time.

A: (Comment about how they screwed up)
B: (sarcastic) Slooth(!)

by TehNavi February 3, 2010