Quit and spit

The act of blowing a guy and him turning you off like a light switch, so you quit and spit!

Dom: Hey so did Sandra finally suck your dick?
Anthony: Yeah but she quit and spit right before I cummed because I said Casey instead of Suzy, whoops.

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

put mi nan on the spit

Put mi nan on the spit is the word for many man using my grandmother as a sex toy.

Yesterday i put mi nan on the spit and many guys were taking her from all the possible places.

by put mi nan on the spit August 15, 2018

shity

How uneducated people spell shitty. So actually really shitty spelling.

I'm a dumass and I'm a shity spellar.

by bobphrapples January 22, 2009

spitball

The most ingenious projectile weapon known to man. Commonly created by taking a small piece of paper that had been balled and moistened in the mouth, placing a thin tube to the lips (such as a plastic straw or broken pen), and blowing so that the projectile passes through the tube at a high velocity until impacting in a vivid display of saliva. Over the years, the spitball has become one of the greatest threats to teachers, school administrators, nerds, and obese girls everywhere. Attempts have been made to limit the spread of this dangerous weapon, but the spitball remains prevalent because of how easy it is to create, use, and conceal.

"Oh man, Justin hit Allie in the ear with a spitball. The teacher is still trying to find out who did it!"

"Ha ha... my Dad told me about how he used to shoot spitballs into nerds' eyeglasses. That weapon is timeless."

by little geek January 28, 2006

spite invite

To invite someone to an event with the main purpose of getting back at someone else who you are feeling spiteful towards, rather than because you actually want them there.

Example A:
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty's wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?

-- Brothers & Sisters, after Kevin finds out his boyfriend hasn't called him or left him any messages.

Example B: Your sibling pisses you off, so you go and invite their biggest enemy to your family party just to annoy your sibling. That would be a spite invite.

by Sayle September 25, 2008

spit magic

To really flirt or hit on a girl

Peyton is spitting magic at Hannah

David go spit magic at Mercedes

Zach spit his magic all over Vania like a wizard

by Papa Pimp Mcnasty December 26, 2010

Spicy Fish

The act of eating an entire bag of flaming hot cheetos, not washing your hands, then fingering a girl for a spicy delight.

Person 1: Dude I just ate a bag of flamin' hots! Where's my girlfriend?

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I want to give her a spicy fish!

by syngates13 July 7, 2011