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sniper

Hiding in a closet while two people are having sex and proceeding to beat off in the closet. Right before you're about to blow, it is the act of running out of the closet and busting a nut on them and then running away.
"You should of seen the look on their faces when I pulled the sniper on my roommate and his girlfriend"
by Rip April 4, 2004
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Sniper Drainer

Someone who depletes sniper ammo in an online gmae to prevent the enemy from using it.
Damn that Sniper Drainer, I finally get snipes and there is no ammo!
by Cogitator October 4, 2008
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Spider

Satans Incarnation and Gods punishment for our sins.
AHHHHHHHHHHH SPIDER

Oh, it's just satans incarnation

WHY SATAN WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by ur mom gei like ali a February 19, 2019
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spider pee

Verb- One participant (usually a woman) sitting on the toilet urinating, while another participant (usually male) urinating between the first participant's legs into the toilet.
Johnny and Sara went into the bathroom to spider pee
by Jilzer November 22, 2013
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spider geek

A tall,lanky, gangly geeky person with big arms and legs like a spider. Someone who looks like Stretch Armstrong.
A: Why is spider geek not coming out on the shot tonight?
B: He's changed
by themanwithnotan July 23, 2006
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The Spider

The last shot out of a bottle of liquor that is on the house. The name comes from the thought of there being a spider in the bottom of the bottle.
Some guy: I'll take a shot of whiskey.

Bartender: Looks like you got the spider. This one's on the house.
by SleepyP June 5, 2010
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camel spider

The ideal housepet. This arachnid is neither truly a spider, nor a scorpion, but a lovable member of the order Solifugae, which in Latin, translates roughly to 'ones that flee from the sun'.

This animal can grow up to approximately 12-15 cm (5-6 in).
They have two large, hooked pincers which assist in catching and masticating their prey. They are also able to easily escape many enclosures, due to their ability to run up glass and bite through most wire mesh. If one escapes, there is really no good course of action. It can run up to 10 mph over short distances, and is very maneuverable. It may also pursue you if it senses a threat.

Although it is not venomous, Its sharp fangs tear a disproportionately large bite which is prone to infection. They eat approximately their body mass in food every two days, so keep them full, and they will be less prone to escape and chew your family.
Bill - "Hey, Jim, check out my camel spider! I'm teaching him to sit on my hand!"
Jim - "Why the hell did you get one of them? The only good thing about them is they only live 18 months!"
Bill - "No, they're cuddl-" (Screams as it masticates his thumb)
by SamFearsClowns September 6, 2007
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