Spinally

adverb describing an excuse for an embarrassing loss or injury

I hurt my back...spinally.

by aladiesman October 18, 2008

Spink

A combination of "Think" and "Spank"

When you are thinking of someone while masturbating.

I spink of you every night.
I am spinking of you right now
I spinked of last night while in the bathroom

by Nutzen YerMouf August 23, 2020

URBAN SPINACH

Also known as collard greens.

Give me some black eyed peas and urban spinach.

by Pongopachu October 18, 2008

Spinks

To get one's ass kicked to a significant degree.

"Neeya pulled a Spinks lass night, yo. Mug inna hospital n' shit."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Spink

To walk into a bar, order a drink, look around hopefully and realise no one wants to talk to you.

'How did your trip out last night go?'

'Not well, I lost all my friends.'

'Oh no mate, did you spink again?'

'Yes, spinkity spankity sponk'

by CunterSpink7 May 27, 2015

Spinnaker

A method of sexual congress during which the female participant is fucked up the arse whilst her tender gentleman lover cocks her leg with one hand and holds her hair with the other, forming a pair of Husky Reins.

'I say Mary, you're positively glowing this morning - I trust you had a good night's sleep!'

'Stuff and nonsense, Matilda - James the butler put the Spinnaker on me last night - I tell you, I'm walking like fucking John Wayne today!'

'Bravo!'

by jimiusm September 11, 2006

spinach

A stupid excuse for food

Why don't you go eat spinach?

by Angelkisses13891 March 25, 2003