shit spinner

someone who talks a load of rubbish

"You are a shit spinner!"

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

niglet spinner

A black fidget spinner.

I shoved my niglet spinner so far up my ass that I thought I would never see it again.

by Bottom Text June 20, 2017

spinner

a female of petite stature,enabling
a wide variety of manipulations.

DAMN!you never see a spinner with a
butt that big!

by korvex July 28, 2004

spanker

Someone who claims to know something about anything but in reality is only a half-witted chronic masturbator who wishes to impress with their ever-so-lameass limited knowledge in a vain attempt to cover-up their double-digit IQ, usually resorting to Wikipedia in desperation.

Troll: "i know everything about quantum mechanics, evolutionary biology, general relativity, and medicine because I read it on Wikipedia".

Zoe: "spanker"...

by zoe28 November 7, 2009

swannered

To be screwed over by an otherwise competent individual. It looks like it's inadvertent but it always happens.

The party booked 3 months ago but no one knew because it wasn't communicated to anyone else. You were swannered.

by chef johan February 14, 2010

spinners

An additional rim, often costing thousands of dollars each, that is placed on a seperate axle from the wheel, and, after gaining momentum from the aztual wheel's spinning, will continue to spin regardless of weather the vehicle is going forwards, backwards, or is standing still.

Spinners are, however cool looking, rediculously expensive




-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...

by Phrigajiblenoghip May 24, 2004

clam spanker

slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.

2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.

Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.

I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"

by HeWhoKnows December 21, 2006