Involuntary expulsion of male ejaculate out the nose, occuring during fellatio, as if the woman is sneezing semen.
by DaytonaDude October 3, 2011
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The food at the dinner party was delicious, but there were no sneeze guards.
I noticed a long strand of hair dangling down from under the sneeze guard. Obviously, a short person ducked under it to reach for the food.
I noticed a long strand of hair dangling down from under the sneeze guard. Obviously, a short person ducked under it to reach for the food.
by yes juanito yes December 12, 2014
Get the sneeze guard mug.A sex act so ridiculous that this has to be something made up by a 13 year old boy who had just been on a field trip to a farm or petting zoo.
First guy: "I read about this thing called a "sneezing webster" on Urban Dictionary yesterday. You stick your dick into a cow's nose and block the other nostril and shove your balls in it's mouth. Man, that has to be the most disgusting sex act ever."
Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."
Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."
by Lefthandman2000 February 21, 2009
Get the Sneezing Webster mug.Noun - the state of affairs when one person sneezes repeatedly over the course of only a few seconds.
by Indigo November 11, 2003
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