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smoothness

A computer attribute that supposedly equates to unwaveringly consistent performance.

AMD users on AMDzone invented this term to rationalize their ownership of inferior processors when compared to Intel's current offering.
Yo, this Phailnom II may not be able to render like that i7-920, but I prefer smoothness over sheer performance.
by MyMomMyMom December 7, 2009
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Nuclear Fallout Smoothie

(Can be used as a noun or verb.) To perform a Nuclear Fallout Smoothie, at the end of intercourse one person must release all bodily fluids into the mouth of a recipient. For a male, he would have to cum, burp, vomit, piss, shit, cry, sweat, and bleed into the recipients mouth. For a female, the sperm can be replaced with menstrual fluids.
Note: The Nuclear Fallout Smoothie has never been performed successfully.
(Verb)
Colin: "They say I'm atomic."
Krantz: "Why is that?"
Colin: "Because I Nuclear Fallout Smoothie those bitches."

(Noun)
"Danny, is something the matter? You've hardly touched your Nuclear Fallout Smoothie."
by Colin Davis October 10, 2006
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silky smooth

A phrase used by Adam Sandler's character (Zohan) in his new comedy, "Dont Mess With The Zohan", to describe the peak in style and hair
Tina: Dat!!! You're so silky smooth!

Dat: Ya, i know. *brush off shoulders*
by ZueceZ June 13, 2008
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smooth booties

by Anonymous December 2, 2002
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Smoothify

The girl was about to smoothify her bananas and melons when her father walked in and started beating her up.
by fabolousdaniel8 April 3, 2013
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Smoote

Crazy cool people. In others words the most awesome kind of people there is.
"Oh my gosh Corinna and Kristy are a couple of smootes"
by Cuhreenuh November 14, 2007
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Hot Dog Smoothie

Making a hot dog smoothie is the same as: flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, whacking the pud, or choking the chicken, and can be compared to beating your dick like you caught it breaking into your house. The origin of the phrase dates all the way back to season two of Aqua teen hunger force.
Last night alex made 15 hot dog smoothies, he would have made more but his arm was sore and his wang was raw.
by jake August 20, 2004
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