slob kabob drunk

When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.
I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.
by The real W November 22, 2023
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The slob blunt Effect

When in varying degrees a blunt is trashed during a solo or group session.
There are multiple degress of a slob blunt:
1. The paper begins to soften.
2. The paper is softened and soiled by saliva.
3. Its beyond Jesus's saving.
Note: If softening begins to happen, remove self and blunt from the immediate space. Extinguish blunt, then collect and preserve remaining weed for later date.
Ronny passed juju a freshly rolled and lit blunt, in which he partook . After completing his rotation he passed it to lee, torn and doused in saliva. This smoke sesh experienced, The Slob Blunt Effect.
by Mynamesjuju January 19, 2018
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slob locker

Slobing on the knob while its in her mouth
I put my dick in her slob locker
by Moochimooch February 01, 2007
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Slobbing Around Shirt

A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.

B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest

B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
by llihp notwen August 31, 2019
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Pocket Slob

Someone who habitually stores loose snacks or food in their pockets, like Doritos or candy, often for snacking later.
"I knew she was a Pocket Slob when I saw Dorito crumbs falling out of her jeans."
by Breeanthia January 11, 2025
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Biggy Slobs

Nasty fat thing that usually does what other people do.
by Poop Nigga dealer October 17, 2019
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slob dot

The small stain on your shirt you get from sloppy eating.
Well, now I'm a marked man. I've got my slob dot.
by Woodster89 September 29, 2013
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