by Bill Beef July 4, 2025

Abbreviation for: "Serious Lack Of Banter".
A person, situation, or encounter without banter, i.e. without any jesting or amusing back-and-forth.
A person, situation, or encounter without banter, i.e. without any jesting or amusing back-and-forth.
"The party was no fun. Such SLOB."
Alice: "I talked to them for a while, but it was quite a drag."
Bob: "Oh, how come?"
Alice: "The SLOB was stunning."
Alice: "I talked to them for a while, but it was quite a drag."
Bob: "Oh, how come?"
Alice: "The SLOB was stunning."
by SadSushi August 28, 2023

When in varying degrees a blunt is trashed during a solo or group session.
There are multiple degress of a slob blunt:
1. The paper begins to soften.
2. The paper is softened and soiled by saliva.
3. Its beyond Jesus's saving.
Note: If softening begins to happen, remove self and blunt from the immediate space. Extinguish blunt, then collect and preserve remaining weed for later date.
There are multiple degress of a slob blunt:
1. The paper begins to soften.
2. The paper is softened and soiled by saliva.
3. Its beyond Jesus's saving.
Note: If softening begins to happen, remove self and blunt from the immediate space. Extinguish blunt, then collect and preserve remaining weed for later date.
Ronny passed juju a freshly rolled and lit blunt, in which he partook . After completing his rotation he passed it to lee, torn and doused in saliva. This smoke sesh experienced, The Slob Blunt Effect.
by Mynamesjuju January 19, 2018

The act of holding in your pee for hours on end until you eventually begin masturbating (turbo wanking)until the inevitable climax of an explosion of piss, cum, and blood.
by Slob king December 19, 2023

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