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Dirt slob

A dirt slob is a shit slob who doesn't wipe his ass and wears shit stained underwear.
It sucks to live near a dirt slob.
by Bill Beef July 4, 2025
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SLOB

Abbreviation for: "Serious Lack Of Banter".

A person, situation, or encounter without banter, i.e. without any jesting or amusing back-and-forth.
"The party was no fun. Such SLOB."

Alice: "I talked to them for a while, but it was quite a drag."
Bob: "Oh, how come?"
Alice: "The SLOB was stunning."
by SadSushi August 28, 2023
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The slob blunt Effect

When in varying degrees a blunt is trashed during a solo or group session.
There are multiple degress of a slob blunt:
1. The paper begins to soften.
2. The paper is softened and soiled by saliva.
3. Its beyond Jesus's saving.
Note: If softening begins to happen, remove self and blunt from the immediate space. Extinguish blunt, then collect and preserve remaining weed for later date.
Ronny passed juju a freshly rolled and lit blunt, in which he partook . After completing his rotation he passed it to lee, torn and doused in saliva. This smoke sesh experienced, The Slob Blunt Effect.
by Mynamesjuju January 19, 2018
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Slobbing

The act of holding in your pee for hours on end until you eventually begin masturbating (turbo wanking)until the inevitable climax of an explosion of piss, cum, and blood.
“I just got done slobbing, my wife doesn’t love me and my rooms a mess!”
by Slob king December 19, 2023
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Not going to slob his knob.

Not going to entertain or pay too much attention to a man.
I know he is the prom king but that doesn’t impress me in any way, I’m not going to slob his knob.
by Harlem East June 6, 2019
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slob locker

Slobing on the knob while its in her mouth
I put my dick in her slob locker
by Moochimooch February 5, 2007
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slob junkie

A person who only wants to suck dick and nothing else. Spends their whole day sucking dick.
by Durty_d31 April 18, 2017
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