Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.

Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.

by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023

Slit

A smexy opening line on a dress

"Danggggg look at that big ass slit on her dress."

by Deku teehee March 30, 2021

slit hickey

Where you suck a pussy so hard it puts a hickey on it

I gave that bitch a slit hickey last night

by Footballerjb56 August 24, 2019

Nut Slit

A small boy's definition of a vagina

Daddy, mommy's nut slit looks weird

by SC 12345 August 18, 2022

Slit-Anus

When your anal cavity gets to so torn that it begin to tear.

Yo man that BBC gave me a Slit-Anus

by BigBoi72 November 15, 2019

slit deep

Birds don't have balls but got slits

ahhh man I went slit deep on this bean.
Don't you mean balls deep.
No, I went slit deep I'm a bird. I don't have balls

by SindriTheAvali May 2, 2024

slit

cut your wrists/selfharm

person 1: “atleast i have a father”
person 2: “slit”

by luhvtuls October 3, 2023