slippery deuce

A very wet and wild type of shit.

Wow, that draft beer sure results in a slippery deuce.

by Coley Blue Eyes August 13, 2003

Slippery Toad

During sex, when the female orgasms and the male's stiffy is caught in a malestorm of vaginal juice, then the male cums in the female's vagina, inserts his stiffy into her vagina getting a mixture of vaginal juice and semen on the males penis. Then the male rubs melted butter, baby oils and lube on his stiffy and the female tries to preform a handjob.

Me and my girlfriend were bored so we decided to try the Slippery Toad, she couldn't get a good grip the whole time, and couldn't finish me off.

by Onlypudge November 30, 2011

Slippery Noodle

A hotel manager or general manager of a property management company, that is generally of Patel descent. Said "noodle" is extremely evasive to actually catch on the phone or in person, and is also extremely indecisive. The "noodle" can only be caught usually on off hours of the night or just before daybreak, when usually a normal person is sleep. If the "noodle" is caught, its epic indecisiveness drives both parties mad and the sale slips from grasp. American hotel managers are not "slippery noodles" but are classified generally as country bumpkins with an addiction for The Price is Right and Cheeto products.

PERSON 1-"That damn Nick Patel of Days Inn is one slippery noodle."

PERSON 2-"You should burn his property down."

PERSON 1-"I'll need to borrow your truck."

PERSON 2 -"Bring back a beef meximelt for me."

by sinistar462 September 30, 2011

Slippery Whore

The person I donated my jizz to for a while.

Is that slippery whore that I donated my jizz to for a while staying there?

by isoskepsis May 11, 2022

slippery cruz

(v.) the act of having sex with somone on a slip-n-slide

we had sex on a slip-n-slide, aka the slippery cruz

by mugzy cruz October 15, 2006

slippery donut

when you stress too hard on the toilet seat that you push your ass all the way through the seat

"Lip had a slippery donut while trying to shit a big one on the can"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

slippery dolphin

When a guy is fucking his girl from behind and his dick slips out and accidentally penetrates her anus causing her to arch her back and scream "eeeeet, eeeet, eeeet!"

That porpoise noise coming from the bedroom last night must've been mom getting a slippery dolphin from dad!

by brneyes10 August 8, 2016