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saguaro slammer

Saguaro Slammer: A bold and unconventional act performed in the Arizona desert, where one partner inserts a finger into the other’s backside shortly before delivering a stinging smack to the face during climax.
“After trying the Saguaro Slammer in the Arizona desert, she was left feeling more bewildered than pleased, questioning their spontaneous decision.”
by Sugondis October 26, 2024
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penis door hinge slammer

call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name
damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer
by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020
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Trunk Slammer

One or more people that show up at your house to do a job and have a car full of tools and tools in the trunk and they don't do the job well and you have to pay someone else to do it
1. Those trunk slammers,( see above definition), really did a job alright after them I had to pay double to fix what they broke and then the real job. 2. I told you not to hire trunk slammers for this job you fired.
by Rhedder October 5, 2023
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Alabama Mudd Slammer

The act of noodling a catfish and then using said catfish to sodomize another human.
Yeah I took Jessica out last night by the river, gave her the ole Alabama Mudd Slammer, not sure if she came or left smelling more like a catfish.
by SkratFish July 23, 2022
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nolo slammer

The act of having sex, usually with a prostitute, in which the prostitute must "wet up" the penis before the heroin is applied and intercourse is started.
Gave ole Jennie the nolo slammer last week! That crazy bitch loves the slammer!
by cornbread4realz October 12, 2016
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Alabama slammer

When doing doggy style a girl beings to poop, while she’s halfway prairie dogging the dude proceeds to slam his erect penis into her poop shoot.
My dick smells like poop after giving Hayley an Alabama slammer.
by Mcfucker March 12, 2020
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South Valley Slammer

The alter-ego of the infamous Sidewalk Slammer. You drink half of a 40oz Corona and fill the rest with tequila. Once you finish, you smash the bottle.
Hey John are you down for South Valley Slammers tonight? I’m trying to get after it.
by Quagmire Fritchenstein January 31, 2023
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