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slammered

When you are so drunk you are both “slammed” and “hammered
“I drank too much man, i’m totally slammered”
by #soslamed February 16, 2024
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slammer

Portable toilet as found at outdoor events. Door slams when closed carelessly.

Often hot in the summer, sometimes wet or funky, a place you don't want to spend time in.
After those festival beers I gotta hit the slammer.
by silenth April 6, 2020
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Trunk Slammer

One or more people that show up at your house to do a job and have a car full of tools and tools in the trunk and they don't do the job well and you have to pay someone else to do it
1. Those trunk slammers,( see above definition), really did a job alright after them I had to pay double to fix what they broke and then the real job. 2. I told you not to hire trunk slammers for this job you fired.
by Rhedder October 5, 2023
mugGet the Trunk Slammermug.

Alabama Mudd Slammer

The act of noodling a catfish and then using said catfish to sodomize another human.
Yeah I took Jessica out last night by the river, gave her the ole Alabama Mudd Slammer, not sure if she came or left smelling more like a catfish.
by SkratFish July 23, 2022
mugGet the Alabama Mudd Slammermug.

hog slammer

Man thats a hog slammer!!!
by sexyweed219 July 11, 2016
mugGet the hog slammermug.

Alabama Slammer

Marijuana, usually OG Kush or other indica-dominant strain, laced with cocaine. Reported to produce simultaneous effects of heavy sedation and increased sensory sensitivity associated with stimulation of the central nervous system. Origins widely believed to trace back to a foiled drug smuggling operation run rumored to be an associate of the Barry Seal syndicate in June of 1978. Estimates as high as 600 pounds of cocaine and marijuana were jettisoned from a small commuter jet pursued by Federal intercept, approximately 17 miles northeast of Montgomery, near the hamlet of Emerald Mountain. Reports began surfacing later that year of a debilitating strain of Cannabis with the street moniker 'Slammer, it's near mythical status canonized later that year with the Sep 29th performance of Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band at Birmingham's Boutwell Auditorium dubbed 'The Alabama Slammer', a hat nod to the widespread local use and adoration at the time. Acclaim and notoriety continued to follow and build for the purported strain, culminating in the 2008 near simultaneous publishing of a song with the same name appearing on the Casey Donahue Band's Live Album 'Live-raw-real, In The Ville' and the admission by President George W. Bush in the documentary 'Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay' that Alabama Slammer was his favorite strain of Cannabis.
George W. Bush: "This some good shit, ain't it?"
Harold Lee (nodding): "Yeah!"
Kumar Patel: "What is it?"
George W. Bush: "It's called Alabama Slammer. I laced it with blow so it knocks you down and keeps you going at the same time makes hand gesture implying a collision from the rear BOOWAH!"
by faqinblizzard June 11, 2025
mugGet the Alabama Slammermug.

Streetside Slammer

This dirty gem of poverty is a concoction made by mixing a 40z of Old English and a Four Loko. For 5 dollars you can make yourself some nasty looking mopwater that tastes surprisingly good and will most assuredly get you slammed.
I'm broke af let's get a streetside slammer
by DefUrban January 13, 2020
mugGet the Streetside Slammermug.

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