Skype Double Blumpkin

The sexual act of sitting on the toilet backwards placing a computer on the tank lid while shitting and masturbating to the person whom you are skyping with.

Homie, i just did a skype double blumpkin with this one hot broad last night!

by Los Muerto Diablos January 1, 2013

Skype and Chill

When you and your homies get together on Skype and group chat. You can play some video games or watch some sheet (chill).

OR

When Bæ gets on and you have some funky time on cam.

Yo broooo - wanna Skype and Chill in a few? I got Henry and Stef over here, it'll be lit!
OR
I finally picked up that webcam, wanna do that thing we've been wanting to do for a while?

by hyt1337 November 27, 2015

Skyprised

Pranking someone through pretending to be frozen on Skype by remaining still. The person you are speaking with believes your Skype has jammed and will attempt to reconnect or test the connection. When they least expect it - you jump suddenly and yell out "rahh" to scare them.

I thought his Skype had frozen. Just as I was about to hang up, he jumped and Skyprised me.

by Rock-ette October 10, 2016

skype

skype is a great piece of technology made for chatting,videochat and voicechat with your friend.
but sadly has been replace by Discord

person1:are you on skype tonight?
person2:yeah
person3:sorry but i use discord
person1:aww that suck

by Andy Katny October 7, 2018

skype

to be skipped out on money that is rightfully yours

The merchant skyped me out of my change.

by Wxwxx July 26, 2007

skypilot

A zealously religious person.

She used to be a slut but now she's a skypilot who has seen the light.

by Yerma Suckscaw January 24, 2003

skype-sesh

The act of smoking marijuana with another individual also smoking on the screen on skype.

Dude it was nice catching up with and smoking weed this was a fantastic "skype-sesh"!

by b-ham stoner December 10, 2009