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sideboss

The pleasuring of a man's penis using your butthole, aka sitting on a penis.
dude 1: Hey did you see that guys crank?
dude 2: Yeah, I totally wanted to jump off my Busa and sideboss him
by gootboxybox July 7, 2014
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SideArmsing

The act of masturbating until climax and then allowing the fluid to dry on its own because tissues get stuck on your penis.
Person 1: When you ejaculate, do you wipe it off?
Person 2: Of course dude.
Person 1: Have you ever tried SideArmsing?
by ShadowBeatzOff May 19, 2014
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Side Bitch Stalker

A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂
by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 6, 2018
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Sidetalk

New York's one-minute street show

Comedic man-on-the-street interviews that highlight New York City's unique characters and street culture. Randomly-themed one-minute episodes are posted onto Instagram (@sidetalknyc)
Did you see the new Sidetalk episode with Spider Cuz?!
by EssexDelancey October 17, 2020
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San Diego Sidecar

When you strap a peice of household materials to your penis to make it extra gurthy.
My penis soon became a San Diego Sidecar when I ducktaped a highlighter to it.
by jdaddybru December 10, 2017
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I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.
This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023
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Clown Sides

The appearance of a vast amount of pubic hair protruding from beyond the bikini line, resembling the hairdo of Krusty the Klown from, "The Simpsons."
When Holly took off her pants, I assumed that 50 people would have jumped out of her panties based on those clown sides.
by UrbanBurban February 28, 2015
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