pumpkin shoes.

Something that doesn't make any logical sense

She is a pair of pumpkin shoes.

by needleyoyo June 15, 2009

shoe nazi

Some bitch who always tells you to take your shoes off inside

Mom: take your damn shoes off now!
Son:Jesus mom stop being such a damn shoe nazi!

by Shoe nazi November 8, 2018

Clown Shoe

Used to define idiocy, or people who are just being a pain in the ass.

Person A: "Want to go to the movies?"
Person B: "Naw, I gotta help my mom with her make up"
Person A: "Your a fucking clown shoe" (click!)

by Shakes the Clown June 15, 2003

Funeral Shoes

Shoes worn by people who attend funerals. Sometimes worn to school by Jehovah's Witnesses. Often cheap and ugly.

A:Hey Eugene, where did you buy those funeral shoes?
B:I bought them at payless!

by The012 October 1, 2010

shoulder shoes

shoes meant to be kept on during the act of sex, mostly referring to the high heeled, sexy kind.

Wait until he sees me in my shoulder shoes.

by K311y June 22, 2008

Rape Shoes

The shoes you wear when you rape someone or something.

Wheres my rape shoes?

by poopytrim June 10, 2009

shoe game

all the shoes you own, your shoe wardrobe, used when comparing the type and amount of shoes you have against another person.

My shoe game is sick i got custom air max 95, jordans 8, brown clarks, construction tims, shell toe addias, durango boots, and some imported air force ones.

by bert b January 13, 2008