schmutz

A place-holder for any word you can imagine..a word to keep the conversation going!

Boy- "Hey, do you want to schmutz?"
Girl- "I will not have sex with you!"
Boy- "I'm simply asking if you want to go to the movies is all."

Woman- "What are you eating?"
Son- "Oh, just some schmutz I picked up at the store."

by Ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding March 23, 2011

shmutz

The sand that is in your vagina when you do the scandinavian axel stall

Hey Stephen, why did you give Jordan shmutz last night. It left her with a serious rash.

by Chris Dittmore September 20, 2006

shmuck

A penis rarely larger than most.

by Kaitlyinn May 2, 2003

shmutts

a stupid gayass mutha fuckin whiteass who is a bigitt

Shron is a shmutts

by Jimbo May 21, 2004

shlut

a shlut is a girl who flirts with a guy and gives him the wrong idea just so she can shut him down when he tries to make his move... for ultimate pwnage

Martha Stewart totally Shlut that guy down, shes so shlutty

by Ray Comfort March 4, 2009

Shlute

Shlute: a person who is indeed extremely annoying, Inappropriate, not wanted and is almost mostly contributed to the fact that said person has an extremely small crotchle area and most likely would almost be thought of as a woman because of the gayish behavior.

Dude he is the biggest Shlute I know, he never shuts up.

What a Shlute, rumor is he wouldn't shut up to her during sex, and she also said she could barley tell if it was in.

by JoBob12345678910 January 16, 2011

shmutz

as told me by my science teacher who once taught in a jewish school; the extra skin around the penis after circumcision

Smutz is the same as a shmuck

by jmlandis May 13, 2005