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Shlute: a person who is indeed extremely annoying, Inappropriate, not wanted and is almost mostly contributed to the fact that said person has an extremely small crotchle area and most likely would almost be thought of as a woman because of the gayish behavior.
Dude he is the biggest Shlute I know, he never shuts up.

What a Shlute, rumor is he wouldn't shut up to her during sex, and she also said she could barley tell if it was in.
Shlute by JoBob12345678910 January 16, 2011
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Lesbian salute 

That part in ghostbusters (2016) when Kate McKinnon points with 2 fingers. Yeah
Hey, I think that girl is gay, she just did the lesbian salute. 😊
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Canton salute 

Being given the middle finger followed by a number of obscenities or being called a loser by a resident of Canton Massachusetts
I stopped by to get a chicken parm at the local pizza shop in Canton only to be greeted with the Canton salute!
Canton salute by Turtle rider September 5, 2023

Salute the wife

When a lower enlisted salutes the wife of an officer, he/she is signaling that they would like to participate in sexual relations, typically with the officer involved or observing.

Wives of officers asking or insisting a lower enlisted to salute them (which no civilian is owed from anyone) are signaling that they desire the enlisted person to engage in sexual activity with them.
Corporal O’Reilly told me he was going to salute the wife of Major Burns. Now he tells me he’s got a “special assignment” for the Major later tonight.
Salute the wife by MyDogEli September 7, 2020

3-finger salute 

A signal used to let others know that you’re in to pegging. Left hand or right can be a universal signal that you like to engage in the act of pegging
He gave me the 3-finger salute and that is how I knew he wanted to be pegged.

Dwight Shrute 

three words to describe Dwight Shrute:
hard-working,

alpha-male,

jackhammer,

merciless,

insatiable.
He is just like Dwight Shrute. In three words: hard-working, alpha-male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Shlube is a game in which two competitors take one shoe (preferably a sandal) off, hold it in their hand, and try to disarm the shoe from the opponent.
Hey Kovs, care to Shlube?
Shlube by Kovs13 August 17, 2011