Make hay while the sun shines

To take advantage of a brief opportunity while it is still there. To not waste time.

The saying comes from farming communities. There would often be only a short time in which the hay would be ready to cut- reap too soon, and the hay would be too green. Reap too late, and you run the risk of rain ruining it all. Still very good advice.

I just got a good job for the summer- I don't know if I'll have one this fall, but I'll make hay while the sun shines and save up for the winter.

by Athene Airheart May 16, 2004

Mad Shits

The kind of shit that makes you feel as if you did something that made your shit angry, with no regard to your butt holes well being.

what did i do to deserve these mad shits?!?!

by Chupa Cabra June 24, 2005

Saints Row 2

A sandbox game that is out for the Xbox 360, PS3, and PC. It has great customization capability, and has great multilayer, but is constantly looked down on by GTA fan boys who have never played the game to realize how different it is, Saints Row 1 Fan boys, who constantly complain that it is not exactly like the first one because Protect the pimp, and Blinged out ride aren't in it. It is also plagued by a few groups of people...

1) Little kids (usually Nigglets) who think there real gangsters, and talk and act like Asshats.

2) people who lag switch, and standby to cheat there way to the top of the leaderboards, then brag like they are something important to society.

Queen ll is the worst player in Saints Row 2. she thinks she is good because she has three teammates carry her fat ass up the leaderboards while she will die +15 times and is lucky if she kills a noob once.

by Gamewizard546 September 2, 2009

coke shits

The sensation of having to shit urgently and frequently while under the influence of coke (cocaine, blow, cola, snow, etc.)

Guy: So, are you coming home with me tonight?

Girl: I just railed an 8-ball and my stomach's telling me that I may have the coke shits. Maybe another time?

by KING CXCI January 16, 2010

don't give two shits

you don't care what the person is saying, at all

As my friend told me about his coin collection I said, "Guess what, I don't give two shits!!".

by yaIcussgotaproblem December 15, 2011

Owner of the New Orleans saints

Pretty much any team in the NFL. the Main owner is Matt Ryan and the Atlanta Falcons. the lower level co-owners is Russel Wilson and Marshawn Lynch of the Seattle Seahawks . the Tertiary owners is every other NFL team. Because they are owned by so many people, they had no chance of ever winning the Super Bowl, until they cheated one year (without the knowledge of the Owners)

Tom Benson: wait.. I'm the Owner of the New Orleans saints

Matt Ryan: so am I.

New York Giants: Me too!

Cleavland Browns: And Us!

Cam Newton: i own part of that Stupidome

Tom Benson: what do i own then?

Matt Ryan: the hot dog stand on bourbon Street

by b17 January 31, 2014

Taco-Shits

When you eat at Taco Bell and then about 2 hours later you sit on tolet and shit your fucking guts out.

BT: Dude, I had 2 gordita crunch's, 4 hard shell tacos, 3 bean burritos, and 2 chicken burritos for lunch.

JackTHEretad: Did you get taco-shits?

BT: Yeah dude I sharted all the way home and finally unloaded and lost 5 pounds in taco-shits!

by BradelyG June 1, 2009