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Severus Snape

Harry Potter's REAL Father.
Severus Snape: Dumbledore never told what happened to your father.

Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!

Snape: No, I am your father!

Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!

Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!

Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by hgdslkhg January 28, 2011
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serious celeb obsession (SCO)

Someone who is completely obsessed with a certain celebrity and..

1. tries to look like them, dress like them or act like them
2. thinks everything in common with them is fate
3. non stop connects everything with them
4. screams when they hear their name, see them or hear them
5. thinks that when they are watching a vid of them, the celeb is connecting with them in some way. i.e smiling and looking into the camera.
6. stalks them
7. imagines the celeb is with them or watching them
8. thinks they are the celeb reincarnated or they are the celeb
9. gets jelous when other people say they like the celeb or if the celeb is with a girlfreind/boyfriend
10. It gets extremely serious when the person suffering becomes so obsessed all their life surrounds is the celeb :|
serious celeb obsession (SCO)

johnny depp: my favourite colour is black..
SCO sufferer: Omg so is mine we are so alike, we would get along, we could be like soulmates...

SCO sufferer: stay away jew, i am hitler reincarnated

SCO sufferer: He just looked at me and winked!
Friend: no he looked into the camera for a second and blinked
SCO sufferer: you didnt see it cos he didnt want you to
by doctorweird February 7, 2010
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Seriously.5

Literal Definition: Serious and a Half

Basically, Seriously.5 is an enhancement to a dialogue that is said when the audience is in disbelief at the authenticity of an argument, event that took place etc... The speaker then re-establishes the argument as being Serious.5 which would therefore add extra emphasis to how "real" or "true" the speaker's statement actually is.
Steve: "Yo man, did you hear about Maria hooking up with Julian at that party?"
Dave: "GTFO brother, I was planning on going for that!" (reluctant to believe the story)
Steve: "Trust me, they were smashed out of their minds and I was right there when it happened bud; I'm being completely Seriously.5 right now."
by JoeySteel January 14, 2010
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Sefarious

A word with no meaning which you interject as a practical joke into sentences to prank your friends and colleagues. Laugh into your sleeve, taking note of any and all who believe it is a real word.
Option one:

“The project is coming along well, the designs are being a bit sefarious, but apart from that, everything is great!”

*Person stares blankly.*

Option two:

How was your weekend?

“It was sefarious!! The mountains were gorgeous, the waves were beautiful... truly sefarious!”
by ArchangelZadkiel3 November 28, 2020
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Seriouscult

The seriouscult is a fraction in nalopia's discord who fight for the freedom of chair. If you join the cult you will get free cookies and a milf.
The seriouscult is fighting for the freedom of chair again.
by Hail the lee-der August 26, 2021
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serious stainer

After taking a shit you keep wiping but it just won’t go clean.
Bro, i was stuck in the stall for 20minutes, i had a serious stainer!
by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022
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serioussillygoofybunctious

Serioussillygoofybunctious is a term for when you want to be a little weird but in a serious manner
Man I’m feeling serioussillygoofybunctious today, too bad iam at a funeral
by Myspacebarisntworking October 14, 2022
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